A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️
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A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Hey! It's a good thing you showed up.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
That's right! It always points directly back here, so if you're looking for a good deal, you know where to go!
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Deep. Dark. Forbidding.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
I'll throw it in the water!
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
…and the big tree on the beach to the right.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Ouch, that's hot!
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Don't take that tone with me, monkey-boy. Or I'll gladly lock you up in there with Otis … then you'd have plenty of time for private conversation.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Tell us. What is it?
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
I'm going to be getting a whole new shipment next week, so you got me over a barrel. I've GOT to sell this baby, even if it means losing my shirt.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
You're telling me.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Oh, and I suppose stealing bananas is any better?
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I may need this later.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
That's not fair, you're using the Sword Master's insults, I see.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
You don't look innocent to me.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
If the storekeeper trusts you enough to give you a letter of credit … then you must be an honest man with a steady income, right?
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
Is there something here maybe that you CAN afford?
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Sorry.
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Weird.
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
That's why we're all in here and not out pirating.
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Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
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Yiiikes!
A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️ German version: @monkeyislandbot
I wouldn't push it if I were you.