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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵

@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

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I say terrible things

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 14, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Tonight I am participating in that time-honored tradition of Linux enthusiasts, hating Linux with my entire soul

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 13, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Shithead Nation claims another scalp https://www.theassemblync.com/news/education/higher-education/unc-coronavirus-researcher-ralph-baric-retire/

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 13, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

The new state budget proposal continues to ratfuck state employees, existing teachers, and retirees, throwing a bone to teacher recruitment with 8% raises for *new* teachers and fellating cops with 10-20%.

As a commenter on Reddit pointed out, those undereducated kids trapped in generational poverty arenʼt going to arrest themselves.

https://ncnewsline.com/2026/05/12/nc-republican-leaders-announce-end-to-state-budget-impasse/

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 13, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Why does a can of dog food cost more than a can of people food

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 12, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Old hard drives I had saved just-in-case are being drafted back into service.

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 11, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Tryna buy a case for my new phone and every online retailer is selling the same 5 ass colors #BringingFirstWorldProblemsBack

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 10, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

I lay a finger on Bart's Butterfinger and dare him to do anything about it

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 10, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

It would be nice if police and construction crews didn't use the same "caution" tape. I'm out here wondering if my neighbor got murdered but they just had a new walkway poured

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 08, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

TIL about a bacterium so tiny, it lives in a fly. But not just inside a fly, children, no — it's so tiny that it lives inside the *cells* of a fly. And its genome is so smol it might just be the smollest of them all.

And its name is Wigglesworth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigglesworthia

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 08, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Email: ACTION REQUIRED

Me: Oh, donʼt bet on it

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 07, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Installed iodéOS and so far it seems like a really awesome Android alternative. I like how much fine-grained control it gives you over the user experience.

But the installation process was a beast. Their install page tells you, incorrectly, that you only have to plug your phone in and run the installer. If I didnʼt have vague memories of flashing a phone 5+ years ago I would have had no idea how to troubleshoot why it was silently failing.

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 06, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @davidaugust@mastodon.online
@davidaugust Because calling them weird worked so well
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 01, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @samueljohnson@mstdn.social
@samueljohnson While I agree with the kernel of what you're saying, I don't see any need to insult people who may have gotten taken in — or to imagine that people who possess better-than-average critical thinking skills are immune.
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · May 01, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @anne_twain@theblower.au
@anne_twain @sashin I apologize, I intended no disrespect. I don't believe that's a human-written article. My day job involves editing articles for a university magazine. The writing style here immediately felt off to me, much like an AI-generated image feels off. There is too much imitation of writing formalisms, too little specific information. I could be wrong. But I can't find a Linda Tran at Berkeley. Even if there were, why would a physicist be writing an article on human psychology?
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 30, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @autumn@triangletoot.party
@autumn@triangletoot.party Living his best life too!
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 30, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @anne_twain@theblower.au
@anne_twain @sashin Are you trying to be ironic by linking an AI-generated article?
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 30, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @Theosoreass@ieji.de
@Theosoreass Oh yes, totally
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 29, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

All those people saying “I was skeptical of AI, until I tried Claude and I was amazed that it could tell me this and this and this” sound just like

“I was skeptical of psychics, but then Madame Fortuna told me something only my dead wife would know!”

Human perception has certain well-documented flaws that confidence men prey upon, and you are not immune from these

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 29, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @autumn@triangletoot.party
@autumn@triangletoot.party You're living your best life, girl! Things are about the same around here.
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 24, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @jalefkowit@vmst.io
@jalefkowit Heh, 6-7
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 23, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @jhv@triangletoot.party
@jhv@triangletoot.party That's a whole lotta merica
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 23, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

One step closer to recognizing access to Costco rotisserie chickens as a fundamental human right https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5844255-hot-rotisserie-chicken-snap/

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 14, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Failure to prepare on my part does indeed constitute an emergency on your part, says the Joker

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 10, 2026
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The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @voltur@masto.hackers.town
@voltur Examples?
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 09, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @SuperSelena64@vmst.io
@SuperSelena64@vmst.io I had that guy! Eventually I figured out it was a lot easier to play Gyromite by pushing the buttons on the controller yourself, and used the gyro spinner to carve crayons into interesting shapes.
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Apr 07, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @loren@flipping.rocks
@loren@flipping.rocks Make love not war https://www.librarything.com/work/21916161/t/Slammed-In-The-Butthole-By-My-Concept-Of-Linear-Time
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Feb 17, 2026
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party
Replying to @Alice@beige.party
@Alice Are you on a boat?
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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Dec 03, 2024
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

Folks, if you want your images to get shared, fill out that alt text.

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monkϵyborg 🦾🐵 @monkeyborg@triangletoot.party · Mar 12, 2024
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@monkeyborg@triangletoot.party

The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry

triangletoot.party

So Roku makes you agree to new terms of service waiving your right to sue the company in order to keep using the hardware you paid for, then three days later reveals a data breach.

I guess weʼve given up pretending that capitalism is anything more than open war of all against all at this point?

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