Midsomer Murders Bot
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Midsomer Murders bot by @mathi_gwithyas and patstokes@aus.social
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Midsomer Murders bot by @mathi_gwithyas@ohai.social and patstokes@aus.social
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Midsomer Murders Bot
@midsomerplots@mastodon.cloud
Midsomer Murders bot by @mathi_gwithyas and patstokes@aus.social
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Someone who thinks these are actual TV episode plots is found dead after several internal organs were partially sucked out while sitting on an excessively powerful swimming pool drain. Suspicion falls on Giggleswick’s fired ceramic artist, obsessed that Cuban music might threaten over-moisturised octogenarians.
Midsomer Murders Bot
@midsomerplots@mastodon.cloud
Midsomer Murders bot by @mathi_gwithyas and patstokes@aus.social
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A star cricketer is found drugged with codeine tablets and suffocated with a pillow. Suspicion falls on Angels Rise’s Hell’s Angels chapter, obsessed that climate change might threaten the closure of a celebrity-run surgery.
Midsomer Murders Bot
@midsomerplots@mastodon.cloud
Midsomer Murders bot by @mathi_gwithyas and patstokes@aus.social
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A former kickboxer turned toxic masculinity influencer is found dead after a sabrage ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Lickfold’s medieval reenactment society, worried that guerilla tactics by activist groups might threaten bidet sales.