mel!

[looking at the end times happening outside] fuck yeah, slut era,

man adhd is such a clown show "coffee makes me tired" "trying to focus makes me more easily distracted" "i can work at 20x the speed but only in the last 5% of time before a deadline" WHO DESIGNED THIS SH—

i think we should drop "Dr." and instead just put a "High" in front of peoples field of expertise to show their immense knowledge. Like eyyy thats Jeff, he's a High Geologist. as opposed to a high Geologist, which he also is

man "bisexual" is such a fucking stupid concept. like sure i get doing something bimonthly or biweekly but how am i supposed to know how long its going to be before ive had sex twice? terrible for scheduling, no wonder i'm always late

fun fact about the crushing weight of human history:

the mediterranean city of Ugarit was destroyed and abandoned ~3000 years ago. previously to this, it was continually inhabited for more than twice that long, ca. 7000 years. and the very first people who settled it would have ALSO understood themselves as the inheritors to a long history, though that is now totally lost to us

stockholm is such a funny city because in german both stock and holm mean "stick". town's called stickstick, and you tell me THAT is where you got your syndrome from??

me in madrid needing to find out where my friend who has the unique ability to turn into various public service buildings has turned specifically into a library: "donde estas la biblioteca"

some dipshit: uhm actually its donde esta

it is time for the american sengoku jidai. the romance of the three midwests. the war of the roses 2 [yankees v red sox]. the 30 years war but all sides are protestant

los angeles defeated ICE with broad organizing efforts.

chicago will defeat ICE through mass protest

portland has summoned an inflatable frog wizard, and somehow theyre winning too

✨RESISTANCE IS A SPECTRUM✨

"hey whats your favourite team?"

it says a lot about lowtax that whenever people bring him up its always about something so bizarre that no one ever gets around to processing the fact he went by "lowtax"

some of u bitches have clearly never been to *limps wrist* Des Moines, Iowa

the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm