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Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
I had trouble finding my AirTag after its battery ran out, so I put an AirTag on it.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
I keep thinking up new ad slogans for Crumbl cookies. My wife has asked me to stop focus-testing them on her, for some reason.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Some other landmarks, and how Trump would fix them:
* Eiffel Tower: cover with drywall
* Sphinx: replace face with his
* Leaning Tower of Pisa: use state of the art hydraulics to stabilize the— nah, on second thought just rename it Trump Tower of Pisa
* St Louis Gateway Arch: add second arch, paint them yellow
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Are we so lazy and uninspired that we finish all our teasers with the same sentence? The answer may surprise you!
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
IBM is promoting their own AI tool.. which some genius decided to name “IBM Bob”.
Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
What’s this, another season of Sugar? Glad to hear it.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Daughter: (mentions something interesting she saw on a highway median)
Me: You know why most people don’t notice it? Because it’s a “rare median”.
Daughter: …
Me: I just threw you a softball. You say: “Well done.”
Daughter: Not likely.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
The ironic thing about the movie Fame is not many people remember it.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Wait— it’s “Take *YOUR* Child to Work Day”? (exits hurriedly, pushing stroller)
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.
Professional programmer; amateur game developer, player, beta-tester, and writer.. Amateur at most things, really.