A DOG

tell ur freind ur gonna glorb on it today

I heard making out stimulates collagen and added bitches to my skincare routine

Niece: do you have a boyfriend
Me: no
N: do you want a boyfriend?
Me: no
N: oh
N: why not
Me: I think boys are kinda stinky
N: but you used to be a boy?
Me: yeah but I'm better now

CHOPPED MEN IN MY DMS DESIRING THE SIMULACRUM OF MY WOMANHOOD THINKING THEY ARE RED PILLED MEANWHILE HOT GIRLS ARE BEGGING FOR A REDO OF THE STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT WITH MY FINE ASS, YOUr MATRICES WILL NOT QUANTIFY ME

heh, i have already depicted you as a low level combat encounter in my dnd campaign

naming my fallout london character "queen lizzie innit" has been a source of great comedy