lol my instance keeps eating shit, which one should I move to?
Comedy writer, PhD dropout, Edinburgh Fringe bar hand. Twitter/insta same handle. Tip jar: https://www.patreon.com/amy_a
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look I want to be a positive vibes person but also people are being way too optimistic about the republican party’s capacity for reflection lol stop stepping on rakes. I can’t watch.
remember you're *never* alone, you're surrounded by all the cups and mugs you didn't clean up this week
getting covid is not a moral failing unless you got it at an improv theatre in which case this is a wake up call from god himself
Absolutely disgusted that this shuffled playlist didn’t contort itself into exactly the right order for my feelings
Men will literally use wealth of unknown provenance to throw the most dazzling parties in all of East Egg for Daisy instead of going to therapy
Ah, another long day of doing my part to bring Roko’s basilisk into existence. Never gets old! Can’t wait to get up and do it again tomorrow.
Almost feel bad for Raphael Warnock, just walking around saying dad stuff over his reading glasses, and then reporters are like, “is it TRUE that vampires can kill werewolves but NOT vice versa??”
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