lividweasel

Note that the post title isn’t correct. The grand jury hasn’t convened yet, and Reddit hasn’t been ordered to turn over the data.

Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?

Speaking as someone on the IT side (albeit as a sysadmin, not help desk), it’s because we don’t trust you. We’ve been burned enough times by believing a user that says that of course they’ve already rebooted/run the usual command/updated recently. We want to verify that this is true. We also want to see if there are any error messages or other unexpected behaviour that you immediately dismissed and failed to mention.

NPArf

Let’s eat, Grandma

It sounds like the Teslas are breaking just fine as it is.

But tuff is already something else.

“I woke up today. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Add some corn. That might help.

He was nearly missed. But he wasn’t. And that’s why he isn’t around anymore.

He’s on first.

Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL? NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.

Article in 2027: Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hoards of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”