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KC Lemson

@kclemson@mastodon.social
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Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Joined January 01, 2026

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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Jul 11, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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It is literally 106 miles to Chicago
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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

mastodon.social
TFW you are a Gen-Xer at the airport and randomly end up meeting the voice actor (Victor Caroli) who was the narrator for the Transformers cartoon (and so much more) in the 80s!! https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Victor_Caroli
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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Homophones in the English language drive me nuts - they are pique irritation
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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Happy new murderbot day to those who celebrate!

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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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I just scrolled past this and the *sound* I made out loud to myself, oh my

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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Boosted by Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
Unfortunately I have to report that making life changes such as eating better and exercising (mostly lifting heavy things) helped my cholesterol get into the normal range for the first time in *decades*. This is bullshit 😆
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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Reading things on social media is really annoying these days.

Here’s why:

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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Apr 24, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Boosted by Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
While walking my dogs in the morning, we often pass two geese who hang out in the grassy area of a nearby park. The way they look keeps giving me "new album just dropped" vibes, soo....
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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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it’s kind of fun to use “biblically accurate” as an adjective for just about any noun

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KC Lemson @kclemson@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2026
KC Lemson
@kclemson@mastodon.social

Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

mastodon.social
Boosted by Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
I picked up the paintbrush today for the first time in a few years
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