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Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
@truthat@mastodon.world This is the real KG!
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Tickets are ON SALE NOW to the public for my June 17 Las Vegas show at The Mirage. Get your seats below! I’ll see you there! 💜
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨
Tickets are available now using code LAUGH. This is your secret code before the public on sale Friday.
Click below to grab the best seats to come see me LIVE in Las Vegas at The Mirage on Saturday, June 17. See you there! 😘
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Thank god recovery is FUNNY. I had lunch with a girlfriend who has a lot of sobriety. I was bitching that I haven’t had my “spiritual”experience yet.
Her “Yeah, you? You’re not gonna have one.”
Me “I figured.”
I laughed so hard. 😂
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
@NoOneUnscripted@mstdn.social Thank you for this break down!
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Merry Christmas to you and yours. What are you guys doing today?
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Oh, I have to hear that Elon Twitter spaces Tesla shareholders, meeting audio.
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
I’m just curious. How many times have you gotten covid? Once? Twice?
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
The Mary Trump luncheon happened! President Bartlett came! Trump! Sheen! Griffin! Look at this cast of characters, my God. Michael Penn and Aimee Mann. Jennifer Taub brought her daughter. Dietrich Bader and Dulcy. Martin’s wife Janet. Oh, the conversation and the laughs…
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Can u fellas leave everything to us for a while? We have ideas. Thx!
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Hi everyone. I’ve been waiting for you. Welcome.
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
The big announcement! 😂😂😂
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
https://www.newsweek.com/2022/12/16/kathy-griffin-twitter-elon-musk-donald-trump-hollywood-canceled-1764933.html
Reupping this in light of the Dave Chapelle/Elon Musk situation.
I hope you will give it a minute and read it. Thanks! 🙏
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
No spoilers but after watching the White Lotus finale, I am running to my Peacock app to watch a nice wholesome Murder She Wrote rerun. I need Jessica Fletcher to talk me off the ledge!
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Leaf blowers on a Saturday? Have you people no decency?
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
All of the ladies I know are obsessed with trying to fix up Andrew Shue. However, none of us know him.
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
Elon just locked my Twitter acct. I guess not ALL the content moderators were let go? Lol.
Mayor of Zero F**ksville. 2-Time Emmy and Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time Bestselling Author. 23 Specials. 1 Feature Film.
You guys, @WalterShaub@journa.host is posting list after list of cool people that came from Twitter over here with their new Mastodon handles! Ck him out. 🔥