no.

i bet meadow soprano had undiagnosed inattentive adhd. in case anyone is thinking about 30 year old tv shows or whatever

my boss was saying how useful it is to have my input and he quoted something i said in a meeting yesterday, but when he was quoting me he did a classic “nerd voice” if you were wondering how i am perceived in the workplace

just had the thought, “i should see if my pals wanna go hit up dave and buster’s sometime…. could go for some dave and buster’s” immediately followed by “if only there was a special occasion…. can’t go to dave and buster’s sometime’s without a special occasion…”

just saw a haircut so bad i felt my jaw drop in public. i feel confident it will be everywhere by Q2-Q3 2027

just apologized to a bird

wow i just found out that jesse mccartney of dreamstreet is alive (i thought he and aaron carter were the same person). congrats to him and sorry for any confusion

in may 2024 i got a song stuck in my head but i couldn't figure out what song it was (i know the timing cause i texted like 400 people to see if they recognized it and no one did). drove me nuts but i just moved on for a couple years. AND I JUST FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN https://themineralgirls.bandcamp.com/track/was-the-worst-thing-that-ever-happened-to-me

i s2g the regent does not want to fucking win jfc

diet culture is such a fucking scam. you pretend you “don’t like sweets” for your entire adult life just so that boring people will think you are kinda hot for a while and then by the time you hit 33 you look like sue sylvester with smaller tits

had a dream that a raven had taken a liking to me and started following me around i lnobody who knows about omens or symbols tells me what that means