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John Kelly

@johnke@mastodon.ie
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This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN

Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Joined March 02, 2019
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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Jun 29, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Replying to @annika@xoxo.zone
@annika@xoxo.zone I dislike this so, so much
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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 21, 2026
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Looks like Instrument Serif is becoming a pretty solid way of detecting AI generated web pages.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 19, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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:geordie_dislike: Dead Internet Theory
:geordie_like: Cuck Internet Theory @aidanetcetera@www.tiktok.com

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 18, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

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Love the ambiguity in the delivery notification from GLS. “We’ll deliver it when we fuckin feel like it, yeah?”

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 18, 2026
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@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Boutique Blu-ray labels: I will happily pay more to NOT have some suck-ass steelbook that doesn’t even fit on my shelf.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 14, 2026
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@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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There are a lot of problems with the Guardian’s engagement-bait “100 best novels of all time” list but I just saw someone say that they’re choosing books that no-one reads and I’m wondering if it’s possible to actually die from second-hand embarrassment?

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 13, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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This fuckin government really would break your spirit.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pruto64zme7b7pmxnporm4tm/post/3mlr2nnjkpk2k

Bluesky Social

Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly.com)

The bill has been defeated, by 85 votes to 30. Only three government TDs voted in favour, despite having a free vote, with Sinn Féin abstaining. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 13, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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New Laika! “From the hands that created Coraline” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POneS8h1jyU

Wildwood – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube

Wildwood – Official Teaser Trailer

LAIKA Studios

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 12, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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#NowWatching Jennifer’s Body

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 09, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Introduced my 10 year old to None Pizza with Left Beef and it instantly became her new favourite thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_Pizza_with_Left_Beef

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 05, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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RE: @AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social

Bualadh bos, mastodon.ie!

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 04, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Meta are a fuckin scourge on the internet. My poor linkding was getting hammered and now I've had to ufw their entire /24 and put everything behind basic auth.

The open web is a lovely, noble idea but pricks like this always come along and ruin it for everyone.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · May 02, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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"Imagine arriving in an untamed wilderness. Blank canvas, totally empty island.”
"... except for the teeth"

Holy shit, Widow's Bay on Apple TV is incredible.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 24, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Controversial take: if we never had Tayto and we only had King crisps, we never would have invented the crip sangwidge.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 24, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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I am frustratingly unwell. Not sick enough to justify taking to my bed for a while, but sick enough that everything is sort of miserable.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 21, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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#NowWatching Highlander (1986). This film still riiiiiips.

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 21, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Replying to @michaelflanagan@mastodon.ie
@michaelflanagan@mastodon.ie Starmageddon :(
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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 21, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Hard to believe it's been 10 years since Prince left us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRCooFKk3c

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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Apr 16, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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First new Tom Waits recording in 15 years and it's a collab with Massive Attack? Fuck yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57FrioeuE
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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Mar 27, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Replying to @oisin@mastodon.ie
@oisin working at the intersection of wtaf and lmao
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John Kelly @johnke@mastodon.ie · Feb 27, 2026
John Kelly
@johnke@mastodon.ie

This too shall pass but like fuckin WHEN Dublin 3, Ireland.

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Replying to @RickiTarr@beige.party
@RickiTarr 100%! Plus, when I get better, I think “I promise I will never take my health for granted" and then immediately proceed to take my health for granted.
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