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Jamie Blumberg

@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io
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Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender
I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts
Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery.
Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform)
Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way
:verified_trans:

Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

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Joined November 30, 2022
Website:
https://jamberg.me/
GitHub:
https://github.com/JamBlumberg
Threads:
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Apr 18, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @marlies@tacobelllabs.net
@marlies Hm, yeah I suppose there might be that sort of shenanigans. I have had companies like Seagate accept reports from Linux successfully (had a bad drive or two in my NAS). But YMMV on that of course depending on the company.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Apr 17, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @marlies@tacobelllabs.net
@marlies Oh my goodness that sucks. Sorry to hear you’re having to deal with that. Any chance the drives are still under warranty? I know in the US at least most SSDs have 2-5 year warranties.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Apr 12, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @nileane@nileane.fr
@nileane I really with Apple would get over themselves and their obsession with running lean and almost exclusively in-person. There should be so many more Swift engineer roles on account of Apple hiring more people to improve their software. Like I understand trying to avoid getting so big you become unwieldy, but clearly the current setup is more than strained.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Apr 02, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @ErinRose@chaos.social
@ErinRose Both (I think) talented and unemployed so yep.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Mar 09, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @jeffreykuiken@mastodon.social
@jeffreykuiken@mastodon.social I can’t properly remember the exact macOS feature right now (and I couldn’t find it in Tahoe Settings 🤪). I thought it was an HDR display toggle of some kind, and it is occurring to me now that it might only be a thing for external displays/headless desktops but that is in a different room right now. And it did technically work it just made videos look shadowed/too dark sometimes on things like Youtube videos. Like is there was sunlight in a video game trailer all of a sudden the screen would darken.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Mar 09, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @jeffreykuiken@mastodon.social
@jeffreykuiken@mastodon.social There is a “reduce white point” option in accessibility, but not sure if that would achieve what you’re looking for. Also FWIW there is a feature like this on macOS and I tried it for migraine reasons but it does such weird stuff when playing video that I turned it off.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Feb 20, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @sommer@macaw.social
@sommer That is fascinating! Because my experience is almost always the opposite: I can speak and read fine but trying to listen to people speak is a nightmare. Probably some language agnostic speech comprehension issue 😅
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jan 15, 2026
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @teissler@hachyderm.io
@teissler@hachyderm.io I am assuming these are on-site in Cupertino only?
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Oct 30, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @zelda@nileane.fr
@zelda@nileane.fr My baby is sleeping right next to me completely submerged in the blankets. We have to poke them before we sit down on the couch to make sure we aren’t doing a squish when we sit down. (Unrelated picture for the obligatory cat tax.)
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jul 11, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @rooster@beige.party
@rooster@beige.party “fuck around and find out” applies when the find out is just like, you wore seem weird clothes for a few months and decided it wasn’t for you. It’s not just for serious/permanently damaging stuff!
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jun 09, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @BenRiceM@mastodon.social
@BenRiceM@mastodon.social but what if I ChatGPT your Genmoji in my Image Playground your face my face?
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jun 06, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @wrosecrans@mstdn.social
@wrosecrans@mstdn.social @MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social have you considered “Chris uWu”?
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jun 06, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @wrosecrans@mstdn.social
@wrosecrans@mstdn.social @MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social easier to just replace your last name with a passkey or 2FA code at this point. “For the next 34 seconds my name is Chris 24528”
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jun 05, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social
@MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social Gotta love it when you need to employ hacks just to get by
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Jun 05, 2025
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social
@MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social Embrace chaos: your new name is Chris Wuuuuuuuuuuu
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Mar 18, 2024
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @christianselig@mastodon.social
@christianselig@mastodon.social I hope Huffman *really* hates that nickname.
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Sep 28, 2023
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @jonathankoren@sfba.social
@jonathankoren@sfba.social Right? I’m honestly glad that more things are being legalized. I understand walking into a store. (Ideally buying from an online retailer eventually.)
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Jamie Blumberg @jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io · Sep 28, 2023
Jamie Blumberg
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io

Swift Software Engineer of indeterminate gender I play video games, read comics and sometimes produce podcasts Currently on a neurodivergent journey of self-discovery. Pronouns: they/she/no/please-don’t (don’t collapse the probability waveform) Jewish, in the apostate never finished Hebrew school way :verified_trans: Profile pic description: a vaguely feminine person with green hair and black lipstick wearing a black turtleneck, now pixelated!

hachyderm.io
Replying to @LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com
@LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com The dearth of offered drugs is a bit of a disappointment if I’m being honest.
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