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there are two wolves inside me

I could’ve sworn the trailer for deep water was sharks on a plane… crash. In fact, from this point on deep water is sharks on a plane crash.

was worried for a second but then I remembered that tomorrow I can just head down to the abundance shop and pick up my Prosperity bc AI

@Alice it’s only Baja Blast if it comes from the Baja region of Mexico in the cave of Xochiquetzal.

I’m not going to post a series of numbers I am just going to state flatly and plainly that I think they deserve death

everything melania just said but Fox News and times 10,000. every single day for 50 years.

slobbering degenerate weasel

dry skin provides 100,000 ohms of resistance.
wet skin only provides 300-1000 ohms of resistance.

@ProPublica sounds new, but this is an ancient concept. Thucydides was the first to theorize a “company town.” Many more came and went in the 19th century. Whiskeyland had free prostitutes (for patrons only) In today’s context, just another push toward limited jurisdiction / limited tax base SEZs for monopolies and the migrant slave economy they constantly salivate over.

you’ll eat your tiny oreos. slave. and you’ll like it.

I bet the daytime dramatization airs next week on paramount

people are like “we need to impeach and we need to vote them out and we need to stop bullying the world” and I get that but we also need to do… the other stuff. You all know what I’m talking about. The things.

kash patel is a microdick loser who will be remembered forever as the most incompetent and humiliating FBI director in history.

@MaryAustinBooks I’m telling my kids this was AOC and RFK Jr.

@FantasticalEconomics “of the West” … always a clear indicator of pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine abuse and a despicable sexually rejected prick intellect that believes it’s educated. It’s all of them. This particular incel larp is endemic to many and made incredibly worse by the fact that even as billionaires they don’t get invited to SF afters

@Daojoan a pancake…You mean a fat white

@kenny_baas@mastodon.social what dictates “engineering?” minimum viability and vesting schedules? Should be fine. It’s not like tech has accidental megastructure problems or enormous anti-social problems he spit sardonically. For reference, it’s mainly the US that has this humiliating relationship to that word. Engine run, engine go brrr, engine good. Architecture requires more. One is a discipline, the other is an indistinguishable nonsense term borrowed from industry.

@potterybyosa barnett newman… a fraud!

@evacide@hachyderm.io all of these fuckers with their retinol can’t even stay up late

@AlSweigart 1-bit LLM “A”: exactlyyy 1-bit LLM “B”: exactlyyyyy

@evacide took way too long

@GeriAQuin the US GOP is a group of delirious fanatics with no ideas apart from the Epstein System of Corporate and Political Sabotage and the Under the Thumb System of Fossil Fuel Extraction in the Global South. They have full knowledge they have no place in the future. This is what the death of a political dynasty looks like. Israel, England and Russia have similar ethnostate factions and have formed an alliance to preserve their way of life.

@FluentInFinance@mastodon.social compare with liberal and owns a gun