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I'm so sorry. He/him/it.
rarely use content warnings, if that kind of thing is important to you best not to follow me.
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@toddbuddy@4bear.com
@toddbuddy@4bear.com @thickurt@woof.group heals faster when you sit on grandpa's face.
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@thickurt@woof.group
@thickurt@woof.group @toddbuddy@4bear.com sounds like something a child would say 😉
Come on Eileen may be one of the most hateful pieces of music known to man why do I have it earwormed
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@ieatfog@mastodon.social
Also some rain to wash the sticky black filth patches and stank away would be nice about now. And that's just on me
I never want the end times inferno to end but I am getting tired of getting cooked on my walk home
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@thickurt@woof.group
@thickurt@woof.group such a well earned cliche that sneaks up on you as trail through middle age, before you know it your body has changed a lot from what you took for granted and time really does fly. I guess for many men it takes some kind of slap to get them into action but it's crazy the difference even small things make.
If there's no health implications a part of me kinda liked being a big fat bastard but going back the other way feels good too
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@thickurt@woof.group
@thickurt@woof.group it's part dietary, part pharmaceutical (oral semiglutide as a result of diabetes type 2 diagnosis back in April) and partly upping my physical activity levels. I was at 133kg (I'm only 5'8) mostly from bad diet and laziness.
No real goals other than reversing the diagnosis, not a fan of all the meds etc - or the idea of having a stroke or going blind, heh. slowly adding some casual weights to stop the semaglutide stripping muscle along with fat and we'll see I used to gym years ago
First three month review, have halved my blood sugar to normal levels, cholesterol too and lost 20kg.
Not too shabby for a fatty.
Or maybe just. My arse just threw up about a pint of liquid. More gushing than that time I got pissed up
That was after the sharting prologue. Used to my guts running slower since thep prescription Circus so just assumed. Maybe it's the world cup taking revenge. Dare I try and sleep.
What dreams may come.
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@toddbuddy@4bear.com
@toddbuddy@4bear.com my friend was nearly trampled to death by 30-50 wearing pink cowboy boots
Ordered pizza. They sent free fries. I'm eating them. Haven't had any kind of chip for over three months. Tastes great. Blood sugar and cholesterol levels can eat a dick.
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@ieatfog@mastodon.social
Funny witnessing the Metallica fans collide with the Sunn fans on public transport. Almost as much of a culture clash as when The Mars volta fans hit the Taylor swift turn out
Why do I keep getting pension emails, is that some kind of sick joke? Obviously not going to live that long and even then, what am I gonna do with enough money to buy an egg a week
Never seen THE BLADE (1995) seen it mentioned a few times lately so started checking it out and jeez, Vincent Zhao Wenzhuo is pretty
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@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social
@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social @repeattofade@tootr.co all dogs are cats in the dark
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@surejohn@woof.group
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@surejohn@woof.group
@surejohn@woof.group I'd probably only come up to your belly button
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@agowa338@chaos.social
@agowa338 @msbellows @Buster the 'manna from heaven' that materialised in the desert when the Israelites were lost quite possibly a night sprouting fungus. Not to mention that John the Baptist most likely spent forty days and nights mashed on locusts and mushrooms.
Then you have the likes of Terrance McKenna positing that primitive man evolved higher consciousness from their consumption of psychedelic mushrooms leading into agriculture and the shaping of the world.