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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿

@ian@hachyderm.io
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Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

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Joined November 08, 2022
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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Nov 03, 2025
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

I’m raising money for Groveland Emergency Food Shelf, a South Minneapolis nonprofit that provides emergency groceries for those in need. They’re currently struggling to keep up with demand, and they’re getting their first $16k in donations matched.

I’ve got $50 on it! Can anyone match me?

https://www.givemn.org/organization/Groveland-Emergency-Food-Shelf

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 31, 2025
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security is updating the OWASP Top 10 for Kubernetes, and we're seeking community input on it!



What do you think should be included? Fill out our survey here!



https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScL-yznr-YqGdg9SIcToptVPw9qEy7eUPZDefSSvhDT6aMjWQ/viewform

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 06, 2025
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

@vkc@linuxmom.net Container Security by Liz Rice breaks down containers really well IMO

But also, containers are just Linux under the hood. You know more than you think 🤗

linuxmom.net

Veronica Explains via Mastodon (@vkc@linuxmom.net) - linuxmom.net

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 06, 2025
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io
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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Jan 28, 2025
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

OH: “That vuln’s so old it’s on the OSCP”

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Nov 14, 2024
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

I too am a citizen of 1-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' --

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 31, 2024
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 28, 2024
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

shout out to the guy in SF who took a look at my shirt and said “I like the band better”

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Oct 19, 2024
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io

We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @ian@hachyderm.io · Mar 29, 2024
Ian Coldwater 👻🌿
@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

hachyderm.io
Replying to @AndresFreundTec@mastodon.social
@AndresFreundTec Thank you.
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