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Matt Live in HD™

@hyperplanes@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.7.0-beta.1

Day job: health economist and programmer.
Other interests: bookbinding, history, eurasian nomads, sewing, baking. Member of the Cincinnati Weavers' Guild

Also at https://twitter.com/hyperplanes
https://www.instagram.com/separatinghyperplanes/
@hyperplanes.bsky.social

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Joined October 31, 2022

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Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Aug 18, 2023

being on android means never knowing if apple users are texting "Big yellow thumb!" or they used an emoji and their OS is spazzing out

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2023

5k time is down to 21 min 29 sec now, I'm setting a new PR a few times a week, kinda wondering how far this is gonna go

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2023

the only way to do bike infrastructure is put both directions of the bike path together at one side of the street, with a physical curb separating it from the street, and independent traffic signals at intersections

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jul 03, 2023

the lousy search function in Mastodon means Mastodon can't replace twitter in disaster response @katestarbird@mstdn.social@mastodon.social

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2023

In case you needed another reason to stay on this website instead of the other website

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jun 21, 2023

In case anyone needed a reason to stay on this website instead of the other website

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Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · May 25, 2023

some scientists figured out how to hack the simulation to get free energy apparently, unclear when the bug will be patched https://www.umass.edu/news/article/engineers-umass-amherst-harvest-abundant-clean-energy-thin-air-247

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · May 03, 2023

The quality of the twitter feed is collapsing rapidly, but mastodon isn't improving fast enough to compensate, how am I supposed to procrastinate under these conditions

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · May 03, 2023

Hoping quote-toots can breath some life into this platform. Honestly sometimes I log out and days later log back in and see the same toots, this site desperately needs more engagement

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Feb 08, 2023

I mean sure Twitter had occasional outages before Elon, it could be that, or it could have something to do with the fact that Elon runs twitter with the same acuity as the baby from the 90s TV show Dinosaurs

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2023

lots of evidence that the booster works but still "it doesn't work" seems to be the dominant opinion online and in the public

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jan 10, 2023

someone in my neighborhood is freaking out because their mother was on medicare and medicaid, and due to the medicaid asset limit, the government is taking their mother's house where they now live

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jan 08, 2023

according to quantum mechanics, if you put an even number of matching socks in a dryer and shut the door, when you open the door there will be an odd number of socks inside and one of them will have decomposed into elementary particles and radiated away, this is actually the source of all neutrinos in the universe

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jan 05, 2023

they need to immediately make a movie about Charles the Bold while we have the perfect actor at the right age

Matt Live in HD™ @hyperplanes@mastodon.social · Jan 05, 2023

@timlee@mastodon.social like honestly I think there should be some sort of fine merely for suggesting a non-compete. Some fraction of workers sign these and obey them because they're not lawyers

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