Matthew Wilson

Appreciate this a somewhat traceable fess - my surname is Gregg, & my parents thought it would be cool to name me Gregory. My first job was in yep, Greggs. Greg Gregg who works in Greggs. I've now mov

@humeanbeing @fesshole I totally did not read it that way. To me, they essentially meant stashing them in the bedside table on the husband's side of the bed. Or in the husband's home office.

Whenever we go on holiday, I stash my drugs and sex toys amongst my husband's things. I figure that, that way, if the plane crashes, he looks like the junkie/pervert whereas in reality I'm the hedonis

Whenever we go on holiday, I stash my drugs and sex toys amongst my husband's things. I figure that, that way, if the plane crashes, he looks like the junkie/pervert whereas in reality I'm the hedonis

Guy at work was trying to explain how something complicated worked but gave up and told me to just go along with it. I instantly went "And that goes for you all, too" looking into an imaginary camera,

Guy at work was trying to explain how something complicated worked but gave up and told me to just go along with it. I instantly went "And that goes for you all, too" looking into an imaginary camera,