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meanwhile, "standards"
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heytomjones, a lawyer from Slightly Used Mexico
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everything i poast is considered legal advice in Slightly Used Mexico
everything i poast is considered legal advice in Slightly Used Mexico
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(((60 Minutes))) trying to get ahead of it because Iran blowing up the wx radars on the left side of the Persian Gulf, and then reporting the results of "nature restored," went across socials faster than the algos could correct for it now they're trying to correct for it
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pretend: U.S. Army
reality: Israeli Foreign Legion
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old campaign: a chicken in every pot
new campaign: gas in every tank
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UAE is USS Liberty rn
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>The once mighty US Navy reduced to being the equivalent of a mall security guard.
😭 😭 😭
>More likely that they’re chipping military personnel without their consent IMO.
i would agree: very totally true, along with everything else they do "pursuant to regulations and the UCMJ"
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suddenly, for no structural reason whatsoever, iron beams began to bend
blaming a leaker for putting an airman in grave danger is peak orange nigger irony
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*laughs in u.s. military that relies on those same exact just-in-time supply chains
Iran will give up if america slams its own dick in the door hard enough
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a second amendment solution you say....
i agree to your terms, Ladybugs.
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that was how much i spent filling up my tank
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is there something new to this Alz story because as i was doing a quick search on it, it seems it's been out there since 2022 when Le Blower au Whistle blew...
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(((60 Minutes))) trying to get ahead of it because Iran blowing up the wx radars on the left side of the Persian Gulf, and then reporting the results of "nature restored," went across socials faster than the algos could correct for it now they're trying to correct for it
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Trump and Iran are gonna attack israel for breaking the ceasefire because that's how bonkers this timeline is now
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"consult your armorer if impacts last longer than 6 hours"
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i learned that term from my Mississippi grandfather when i was 10 and never forgot that moment of enlightenment
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we neber stopped having one
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I’m on board with this very solid theory
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so...something old becomes brand new again...kinda like having....
alzheimer's
badumtis
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fuq watching.
i'd play.
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the lesson is you are being documented everywhere at every moment and that nothing is sacred and private anymore.
plus, you were a child in that dream and so it makes sense she would show up.
i take venmo and cashapp for all my dream interpretations. no refunds.
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someone's working from home and is taking the Teams meetings sans pants rn (at this moment on camera while his wife is whisking his weiner)
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i, too, believe he's been dead for a minute (hence all the AI vids)
but if that's the case, i've sat wondering why Iran hasn't tried to capitalize on this in their shitpoasting
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this has government surveillance van 2.0 replacement written all over it.
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EST also applies here
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that was only after he moved from paper dolls to blow-up dolls
we need a lot more ships to do all the heckin' blockading we want so we're going to have someone else build them because *checks notes we're "facing a labor capacity problem at home."
gm to america's golden fleet
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/04/22/navy-going-to-study-possibility-of-building-ships-outside-us-phelan-says/
gm to america's golden fleet
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/04/22/navy-going-to-study-possibility-of-building-ships-outside-us-phelan-says/
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we should be spelling 'stupid cunt' for the woman who didn't press charges but
G
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maybe if they rename them Mohammed of All Bombs it might
Matlock happens on Tuesday at 8pm according to the TV Guide, nigger.
imagining a world where Iran knocks off Artemis for the flex and the lolz
just a friendly reminder that TurboTax wants to help you get the maximum refund for your jihad
everything and nothing both happening at the same time
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where’s that cripple/retard race video when you need it as a react to the name one thing White people can do that this nigger cant
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ch-ch-ch-chia
just add water and watch it grow
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it's ain't being produced for ticket sales, only for the money laundering effects.
and the continued humiliation ritual
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tashakor for your services
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blue pill of death
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that look you get when you never had your ukraine season decorations up
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i‘d like “…courtesy of Operation Epstein’s Fury” as an ending
remember: a vot for Glen is a voot for Ballz so every vote counts twice unless you only have one ball to store your pee in
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always a step ahead
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that axeshoewooly sounds like the original
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>baal room
that’s perfect.
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bets he hangs Larry's seal of approval on his fridge
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nigger and negroes and also nigs.