One for the nominative determinism trophy cabinet
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
mastodon
4.6.0-alpha.7
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.
🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land.
☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema.
🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
0
Followers
0
Following
Joined January 03, 2020
pronouns:
he/him/his
website:
Posts
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
4d ago
5
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
4d ago
That’s my coffee, kiddo
10
0
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
5d ago
OH: “R2 is basically chatGPT in a rubbish bin.”
1
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
5d ago
According to the kids, my tinder name is Crusty Rolls
3
0
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
6d ago
Unsurprised to learn that project managers have prescribed more project management to make the project go faster.
19
4
9
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Apr 13, 2026
👕 They could have just asked 👌 /ht @daedalus
10
0
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Apr 09, 2026
Should have called it Calici.
2
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Apr 07, 2026
4gl - the amount of water required to process one prompt.
2
0
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Apr 06, 2026
Cooked my regular reverse sear steak but finished it in a pan I’d cooked lamb chops in, then added butter, minced garlic, and rosemary 😋
7
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Mar 30, 2026
More of this, instead of banning words.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3sn6bogankaicebzdb7liro3/post/3miaiua5rbs2b
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3sn6bogankaicebzdb7liro3/post/3miaiua5rbs2b
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Mar 28, 2026
Doesn’t get much chefier or kissier than this.
8
0
5
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Mar 02, 2026
I have solar and my watch lasts 28 days. I’m good. I think 🤔
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Mar 01, 2026
Listening to a podcast and one of the hosts (American) said “The US is a beacon for other countries” and I nearly spat out my drink. Only Americans think America is a beacon for anyone else.
107
17
47
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 28, 2026
I'm left wondering how much discretion Apple News editors have when it comes to placement.
3
0
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 27, 2026
Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead (audio in link) https://apnews.com/article/washington-dol-spanish-accent-ai-3a1b8438a5674c07242a8d48c057d5a3
1
2
1
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 25, 2026
There are builders onsite and “Gold FM” plays songs from the 1990s WTF?!
3
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 24, 2026
@tonyr641 no. They’re in the correct party.
0
2
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 24, 2026
10% of Democrats and 18% of Republicans are brain dead.
2
1
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 22, 2026
Tell me they didn’t model Sam Altman after the Once-ler
2
0
2
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 21, 2026
@cstross touché. My better nature wants to believe it’s not but my instinct is you’re right.
3
2
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 21, 2026
@europlus @mativity @stilgherrian my eldest got 16. I’ve no idea why we are better than average at this. Hopefully not a case of “takes one to know one” 😱
1
2
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 21, 2026
I’m so sick of the piss weak inevitability argument being made about generative AI. No, you’re just lame CEOs who have realised that the entirely fantastical spectre of GenAI gives you an out for being incompetent leaders, disconnected from the rest of humanity.
39
3
17
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 21, 2026
I scored 17/20 on the UNSW AI face-detection demo https://facetest.psy.unsw.edu.au/aifaces.html?utm_source=stilgherrian&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=the-weekly-cybers-105 /via @stilgherrian The Weekly Cybers newsletter
6
4
3
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Feb 20, 2026
Kids are humanity’s most efficient mechanism for converting education into communicable diseases, and pool water into urine.
13
1
4
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Jan 24, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop I bloody well hope so it we really are all doomed
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Jan 24, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop true dat. I recall my first boss and mentor c. 1991 telling that when he worked at IBM in the 60’s they had technology they refused to release unless and until the competition came close enough to warrant it commercially. Ugh
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Jan 24, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop 💯 if I were the slightest bit religious I’d give you a genuine amen. Tech resembles politics: everyone is petrified of giving us, the people, what we want and need, and I’m not entirely sure why.
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Jan 24, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop ugh I suspect you’re bang on l, and I hate it 😂
0
0
0
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
Simon Harris
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.
aus.social
@haruki_zaemon@aus.social
·
Dec 31, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop it was lovely tbh but sunscreen is essential
0
0
0