Amseln gefüttert, Meisen bespaßt, Rotschwänzchen versorgt.
guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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4.6.0-nightly.2026-04-17
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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1d ago
(Dem hiesigen Amselbaby geht es hervorragend. Es hockt im Versteck und lässt sich betanken.)
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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1d ago
Die späte Meise holt das Korn!
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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1d ago
An Deckl fian Benzinpreiß
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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1d ago
Nachbarsamseldame Sternderl badet enthusiastischstens
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
20°C ich schmelze
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
What if the Iranians just play the Trump'n'Dump game at the stock exchange by announcing to open the strait and close it one minute later. Operation New Villa for the Ayatilla
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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1d ago
"Auf TukTuk werden Zahnstocher aus Nikotin beworben" Einfach ganz tief reinschieben.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Madame Phoenicurus badet sich
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Der Wal bekommt bald seine eigene Sonntagsfrage (10% Daumen aufwärts, 12,3% Steaks, 178,7% CSU)
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Wir verabschieden nun die Zuschauer auf Dreisat sowie die Straße von Hormus.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Auch ich begrüße die Straße von Hormus: Guten Abend!
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Der Wille ist willi, aber das Fleisch ist grilli
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Hausamslerich singt <3
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
Macht es dick, zunehmend? Wollen sie alle fatshamen und versenden dicke Pics?
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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1d ago
"Junkfood macht zunehmend dick"
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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2d ago
Preis für ein Barrel Grant dreht ins Minus
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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2d ago
Nölpreis mal wieder zu billig
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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3d ago
@carbon_compound @leyrer Hier im 15. gibt es zahlreiche Asphaltlandwirte, die auch solche Trümmer fahren.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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3d ago
@carbon_compound @leyrer Bei den RAM-Preisen ist das bald Standardmodell in allen Unternehmen.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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6d ago
Herr Vance jetzt bitte schnell auf eine intensive Tour durch Sachsen-Anhalt.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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6d ago
@Labonitamascota Auch hinter der Kamera, in dem Fall
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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6d ago
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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6d ago
@cstross Yeah. The drought in Bavaria gets worse so our hop farmers put solar modules on top of the hop gardens. First test results are encourageing. https://www.ise.fraunhofer.de/de/forschungsprojekte/hopven.html
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 29, 2026
RE: @404mediaco@mastodon.social
But they can also burn through 80 bn USD like nothing happened. A good part of that money used to go towards financing journalism. It ain't coming back.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 25, 2026
Nach Pandemie, Krieg, Krieg und Krieg meint Klingbeil, die Menschen seien bereit, noch mehr Opfer zu bringen. Der neue Lindner.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 24, 2026
Manchmal flitzen mir Kakapo-Meldungen durch die Timeline. Ohne die BBC, Mark Carwardine und Douglas Adams wären die wohl ausgestorben.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 22, 2026
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 19, 2026
"Enshittification" ist auch nur Sanskrit für "Kapitalismus"
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 13, 2026
Pre-LLM era: Computers are black boxes to 99% of their users
LLM era: Computers are black boxes to 100% of their users
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 12, 2026
"Unsere Datenpakete werden über die Straße von Hormuz geroutet, tut mir Leid."
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 12, 2026
Trump bombardiert den Iran. Seine Fossilkumpels machen Rekordgewinne. Die Grünen sind Schuld. Windräder verschandeln die Landschaft. Der einzige Ausweg: Billiges Russengas. Alles klar?
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Mar 06, 2026
Ich glaube, in drei Jahren kannst du nur noch handgestreichelte Hardware aus Berliner Hinterhofmanufakturen kaufen, die aus reassemblierten Raspis und geklauten Supermarktdisplays in Klodeckeln besteht.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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guenterhack
@guenterhack@mastodon.social
"I like birds" (Eels). Ancient Argotnaut, fleecing JSONs in search for gold. Emotional Support Bavarian.
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@guenterhack@mastodon.social
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Feb 17, 2026
1. Iraner machen einen Hungeraufstand
2. Trump textet: "Help is on its way!"
3. Mullahs erschießen tausende Iraner
4. Saudis: Lieber keine Demokratie da nebenan, gell, Donald?
5. Mullahs verlangen Aufhebung der Sanktionen und drohen den Amis
6. USA: "Verhandlungen lassen sich gut an"
Top Weltklassepolitik!
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