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potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · 3d ago

Replying to @Hyperlynx@aus.social

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@Hyperlynx@aus.social very interesting!

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · 4d ago

The last time I had an emotion was 2010. Never again

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Aug 07, 2026

I don't know if there are rules about wearing vintage, but wearing a dress now I probably could have worn in my 20's feels like a no-no Oh well

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Aug 06, 2026

My version of becoming an adult was switching from chocolate milk to mochas

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jun 11, 2026

"You would do well to not challenge me, for mine stalwart blade has tasted blood." Yeah? Well my frilly pink panties have been tasting blood since I was 12! Bring it

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jun 11, 2026

You don't like your family better now because you "matured." You like them because you don't live together anymore

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Mar 08, 2026

I aspire to be the strange lady who makes working men nervous. Then I take them in and give them breakfast

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Feb 20, 2026

Sometimes life gives you too much character-buliding

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jul 23, 2024

Replying to @theropologist@beige.party

@theropologist@beige.party my only problem is it's in the opinion section, when that headline is straight facts

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jun 15, 2024

Replying to @Alice@beige.party

@Alice@beige.party can you put this into your hotdog self for your avi?

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jun 22, 2023

Replying to @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social

@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social of course!

potentate hawtshot @greegreehoist@mastodon.world · Jun 22, 2023

For someone who doesn't enjoy aging I sure do it a lot

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