Gr8day

Doctors say that going outdoors is healthy. They also say that it is safer than going out windows.

Me: What's the WiFi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke please.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure, how much is that?
Bartender: $3.00
Me: There you go. So, what's the password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first, No spaces, all lowercase.

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the tinned peaches.
He said, "I'll see," and walked away.
Then I asked another and they said, "I'll see," and walked away.