I'm a total buzzkill for this but I hate when people do the "2010 shouldn't be 16 years ago!! that's like yesterday!!!!" thing.
bonding over being roughly the same age in the worst way bc the only thing you're doing is admitting you're scared of the passage of time, or oblivious to it...
nonbinary computer toucher who works from home most of the time either be normal or funny when interacting with me and nobody should get hurt