I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
It is hilarious to me that 'nuclear power' is just a steam engine. As a kid I thought we were somehow magically harvesting the atomic energy. But nah, it's just water get hot, turbine go brrr.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
For years, I was put off from joining the Green Party because of their anti-nuclear power stance. Nuclear power is cool and good, and the UK is right in the middle of a tectonic plate, so no earthquakes, innit.
But wind and solar are improving so much, we probably don't need to bother chasing nuclear any more.
Now I just don't want to join the Greens because they seem a bit unhinged and unready for power.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Is there a service that's like a cleaner but they make you clean alongside them and teach you how to do it right? I think I need that.
My mum hated being made to do chores as a kid, so she vowed that her own children would never have to. That was a kind sentiment, but it did me a disservice because I grew up in a house that apparently kept itself clean with no effort on my part, so I'm so unprepared for how much constant effort it is to keep a home clean.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
There's a French bulldog I see being walked. It has similar colours and markings to a Siamese cat, so I keep mistaking it for a big chunky cat on a lead.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Saw three of these fuckers flying east. They just came back, presumably going back to base in Oxfordshire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Chinook_(UK_variants)
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
When I'm at my mum's house, we say which size coffee we want by referring to the animal on the cup. "Do you want fish, crab or bunny?"
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Did a mango-sized* pile of sloppy logs that stuck to the bottom of the bowl and would not be moved by the flush. Had to wrap my hand in bog roll and nudge it to unstick it.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
"Do you want to get soggy and sit near a bunch of strangers and eat crisps in your vestanpance?"
Not really.
"Do you want to go to the beach?"
Yeah!
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Years ago a family friend gave me a bracelet with meteorite pieces on it. The first (and only) time I wore it, one of the meteorite pieces broke off somewhere outside, and I never found it. (I'd like to think a magpie took it.)
Last week I took the bracelet to a jeweller to get it made into a necklace and to redistribute the pieces so there wasn't a gap. I went to pick it up today and it was missing another piece! They're going to chase the workshop for me. I'll be so annoyed if it's gone.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Bad fuckin day to wear black trousers.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I wish all Reform voters a very die and explode and explode and die. Go pull flags out your urethra.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I love lunch break! An hour to shitpost and eat snacks!
My chump colleagues take 10-15 minute lunch breaks to just eat, then they get back to work. Why would you do that?? They say 'no point sitting around twiddling my thumbs for 45 minutes' but... Read book? Go for a walk? Play with phone? Hide in the cupboard and have a wank?
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Thinking about how the UK government has banned incest porn (in which the actors are not related in real life) and facesitting porn on the grounds that these activities are dangerous to do in real life. What next, will they ban the Lemon Stealing Whores video because stealing in real life is wrong?
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Is there a term like 'charcuterie board' which isn't specific to those foods? (A charcuterie board usually has cold meats and cheese, sometimes with added crackers and grapes.) That's how I like to eat: lots of little bits of stuff like a zoo animal on its birthday.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Forced to work, born to crank my hog and watch Skibidi Toilet
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
There's a trend in TV adverts for the phrases "Who said X can't be Y?" and "Who said P had to be Q?"
There's a toot bot idea for you. "Who said [noun or verb] [can't/had to be] [adjective]"
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
That's the most aggressively American surname ever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Eagleburger
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
They're called AAA games because that's the noise you make when you see the price
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Take a spider, leave a spider.
🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
Spare parts:
🕸️🕸️ ✳️ ✳️ ➖➖➖
Community spider snack bowl:
🪰 🪰 🦟🦟🍟
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Police officers don't work in an office. They work in a police station. So they should be called police stationers. But that name is probably for people who supply stationery to the police. Presumably those people do work in offices. And should be called police officers.
I am some sentient meat called Voybridge. Autistic and autigender. I love Judas Priest and Skibidi Toilet.
Videogames made me vastly overestimate how often someone would give me a fishing rod.