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@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social the stuff you sent earlier really just kinda doesnt load out here but i think i might remember the gist of it
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@asokel@ohai.social i dont even know. saw eyes of some sort while i was out there
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ill keep looking but ive gone through these like fifteen times already
update on the photos. its really weird. i swear i got something in one of these but i dont see anything
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@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud where the fuck is my code changer
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@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud ok so it SHOULD have been in the bunker. uh. its NOT in the bunker
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@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud all i did was turn back on the noise maker i left in the vents. nothing else that happened was my doing
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@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud yeah i saw those. i got no clue because those actually had nothing to do with me
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@asokel@ohai.social thats what all the vent noises in the past couple days have been
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@asokel@ohai.social you know. the noise maker thingy i used for a bit back in april
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that was on for way longer than i planned. uh
oh i forgot about the noise maker. ill turn that off real quick
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@asokel@ohai.social gimme a while to look through them all. gotta deal with the plants and stuff too. probably gonna look through them tonight
ok im back from the valley. went overnight and i think i saw something again. this time i took a shit ton of photos to just see if i got anything
i think im gonna go out camping in the valley again tomorrow. something is out there and i want a photo of it
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not even an april fools thing this time i just wanna see if he remembers its there
ok before i sleep im gonna turn back on the noise maker in the vents. different this time though. occasional sounds instead of constant
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@asokel@ohai.social admittedly i havent seen you eat roaches but youve spoken about it more than once
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@asokel@ohai.social felt like mentioning it because we were on the other kel adjacent topic of roaches. you eat both from what ive heard so
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@asokel@ohai.social because i DONT eat roaches or soap. i dont like bugs in general
i guess a benefit of living in the partially underground concrete box with metal doors is that bugs cant really easily get in here. ventilation is awful though
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@asokel@ohai.social the silica packets that are very clearly labeled DO NOT EAT
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@asokel@ohai.social i really hope you arent talking about the silica packets
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@asokel@ohai.social i think im good but thanks. bunker should have some rations still
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@asokel@ohai.social im all good. just really hungry. sorry for the lack of communication the internet access is horrid in the valley
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@asokel@ohai.social if bao doesnt seem to have a problem with 3ds homebrew server connections you can probably look that up just fine
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its like one in the morning but im gonna try staying awake as long as i can so i can try spotting stuff
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internet is even slower over here so dont expect much in terms of responses or updates. ill try though
alright i just got a few things set up in the valley. camping here for like a day or two probably
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@asokel@ohai.social does it have like glowing eyes or something because i wanna know exactly what im looking for
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because when i woke up there that one time my gum was missing. so SOMETHING is there
ok theres something i wanna try out at some point. i wanna camp overnight in that valley near the cave and see if anything happens
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social we just had a whole conversation about why. as blended foods they just dont work
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social yes. obviously you can experiment thanks to the powers of free will but its usually not used for stuff like toast and mres
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social thats definitely more savory. but again at that point you could just cut up the sausages and put them in the soup
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social with the kind of texture smoothies are supposed to be i dont think toast would taste good
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social theyre usually just a fun fruit or vegetable drink. if you blend the right stuff it tastes really good. theyre usually supposed to be cold too so it helps on hot days
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social i mean i GUESS you could but at that point you could just eat toast and have a glass of juice on the side
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social so use some juice instead. water isnt a requirement. it just has to have some kind of edible and either tasty or flavorless fluid to help the texture
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social i would recommend just trying to use some water. you wont even be able to tell theres water in it when its done. smoothies are a thicker consistency
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social depends on how you like your smoothies. gloopy isnt necessarily bad but usually thats not what you should aim for
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social fruit. veggies. mix with juice or water. give it some ice for texture and temp. there are so many things that arent soap or bread
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social i mean since you eat soap it doesnt surprise me all too much but you DONT want liquid bread. thats just unpleasant
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@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social there are SO many things you could blend to make a good smoothie. and you want to blend wet toast. is there no fruit or anything
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@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social its helpful if you need crumbs for something like breaded chicken but not exactly smoothie material