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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG

@distressedegg@mellified.men
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strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos@yiff.life!)

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Joined August 23, 2018
website:
http://distressedegg.fun
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 22, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

The only thing worse than a helicopter parent is a helicopter parent with onboard weaponry. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 21, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Who will win? The cape kinksters or the combat dolls? Pick up FUCK-OFF! REPLAY, an artbook that collects the entire 21-page final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament, in Sickos Selection #4! 25 amazing pieces of erotica for $25 USD! https://itch.io/b/3687/sickos-selection-4

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Sicko's Selection #4 by G.C. Houle and 25 others - itch.io

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 21, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Kicking off a weekly art stream with Karen momentarily! Swing on by and say hi as I work on a Sybil page and hang out! Wednesday is drawing to a close, and we're over the hump of the halfway point for the week, so come chill with us... you've earned it. https://distressedegg.fun/stream

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 19, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

LAST DAY OF OUR CURRENT D.EGG SKETCH THEME POLL! It's a very close race, so cast your vote (or tweak your previously cast vote) TODAY before it's too late! https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-sketch-theme-158191604

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 15, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

My artbook FUCK-OFF! REPLAY is in SICKOS SELECTION #4! You can get it alongside 24 other masterpieces of queer erotica for just $25! That is SO MANY JACK-OFFS. You could rub yourself raw with how big this collection is. Grab it now and remember to hydrate! https://itch.io/b/3687/sickos-selection-4

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Sicko's Selection #4 by G.C. Houle and 25 others - itch.io

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 13, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Do YOU want to help me decide what kind of smut I'll draw next? "DIRTY" tier subscribers can vote in my SKETCH THEME POLL on my Patreon to decide next month's theme! AND, members can now also submit their own ideas for future sketch themes! https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-sketch-theme-158191604

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 09, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

SEATTLE FURS! I'll be tabling in the ~Mature Section~ of FURSWAP #4, this Sunday from 1-6pm at the Quality Flea Center in Capitol Hill! Swing by my table for comics, merchandise, and some other fun and totally normal treats. >;3 See you there!

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 08, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

RE: @fesshole@mastodon.social

read The Scandalous Sybil Throat on https://patreon.com/irisjay

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Fesshole 🧻: "I had sex against a medical laser in a treatment …" - Mastodon

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 08, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

presenting: patron sketches from October of 2025!! this month's sketch batch included some esoteric requests, but I really love how they all came out. keep chuckin' those curveballs at me, patrons, i'm READY for 'em! 

[join today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 08, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

How's the weather up there? A new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT is live for DIRTY tier patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · May 02, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

More of my patrons' first fictional crushes: Big Mac from 'MLP:FIM' and Thirty/Thirty from 'Bravestarr'. Looks like they want you to take a ride with them... maybe in more ways than one???

[Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 30, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

"Inhale, count to four! Let your body keep the score! Exhale, count to seven! No more room for us in heaven!" There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 30, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

art stream in ten minutes with Karen! it is time. come on in. hello https://distressedegg.fun/stream

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 25, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

...A wonderful, awful idea. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 25, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

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Replying to @sayyid_qishta@terror.black
@sayyid_qishta@terror.black hm hm HM! noted... :3
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 25, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men
Replying to @distressedegg@mellified.men
also hey fellow smut artists, q: if I did another FUCK-OFF porn OCT but opened up participation to other artists, would any of y'all be interested in competing? full disclosure, there wouldn't be any money involved, it would just be an excuse to draw each other's characters smashing. might be fun???
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 25, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

WHICH KINK WILL WIN?? The D.Egg FUCK-OFF Kink Tournament is now available to buy as a collected PDF!
https://shop.irisjay.net/products/fuck-off-replay
https://irisjay.itch.io/fuck-off-replay

$12 Patreon subscribers can get it FOR FREE here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-replay-156478021

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 16, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Don't break your neck looking all the way up. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 16, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

TONIGHT! 6:30 PT / 9:30 ET! Join Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we draw, chat and hang out. It's our semi-weekly art multistream! Wow! https://distressedegg.fun/stream

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 10, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Another piece from my "First Fictional Crush" sketch series featuring two patrons' first crushes at once: Nicky Brand from "Videodrome" and Lisbeth Salander from the "Millennium" novels! Be kind, rewind~

[Posted 2025.10.20. Sign up: http://patreon.com/irisjay / http://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 10, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Presenting patron sketches from September of 2025! This was a real good batch, IMO. Have I mentioned that my patrons have excellent taste recently? Because they do. 

[Originally posted 2025.10.10. Subscribe: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men · Apr 10, 2026
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg@mellified.men

strange comics & art for horny people. no i don't just do ovi but that's cool too. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only, also nazis and TERFs can fuck right off. stay villainous #queervillainpride (av by @Draekos!)

mellified.men

Family Unit, unit UNITE!! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers, AS WELL AS a behind-the-scenes process overview for this page, at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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