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Darkpaw

@darkpaw@mstdn.social
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I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

55 Followers
50 Following
29 Posts
Joined January 09, 2025
Location:
Surrey, England
Cats:
Skye. We lost Jazz 😿
Current Bop:
Giuseppe Ottaviani (trance)

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Aug 03, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social The old phrase, "If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear" falls apart when you ask them why they have curtains in their own house.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jul 29, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

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Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social
@randahl@mastodon.social Happy to see this. Sad to see the leaked clip that he still backs Israel despite it clearly committing genocide.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jul 14, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social @verge@mastodon.social Yet another reason to never use/buy/touch anything to do with fElon Musk.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jul 01, 2026
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@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

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RE: https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/116840120508755510 6,000 years ago, someone invented toilet breaks at work, then a baldy wazzock with a lazy eye and a penchant for being an absolute dick came along and made his staff piss in bottles at their work stations. #BoycottAmazon
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DB 🌱💦 @dbattistella@mstdn.ca
The problem with Jeff Bezos' ideology is that it's based on a false premise. The idea that "6,000 years ago someone invented the plow" is based on a faulty belief that ancient humans functioned as individuals. They did not. Ancient humans were collectivist. Archeological evidence demonstrates that for hundreds of thousands of years, early humans congregated around communal gathering places, like the fire, and engaged in problem solving and passing on of shared learning down through generations. Additionally, the plow (and tools like it) were developed by humans in Mesopotamia, Europe, Egypt, East Asia, sub-Saharan Africa as well as other places - not in one place by one person. This is known as parallel development. Believing that the plow was invented by one 'genius' is like believing language was invented by one person. It is a silly myth and represents the projection of current moral standards onto past events. Collectivism is how we both survived and progressed as a species. #HumanEvolution #genius
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 29, 2026
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@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

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Wordle 1,836 3/6

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The streak continues.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 28, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social I've saidit before and I'll say it again: The problem with the US system of government is they can appoint completely unelected people into office. In Miller's case, no one elected him, but here he is destroying the lives of thousands/millions of Americans based on his own evil ideology. No one would've voted for him or his plans.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 28, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,835 3/6

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Couldn't have been any other word, though it's a word that shouldn't be spelled like that.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 27, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,834 3/6

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Woohoo! Another three!

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 26, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,833 3/6

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Ahhhh, back to the threes.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 26, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

eBay users: "Can you lower your price? I'm buying this for my [daughter|niece]'s birthday."

Me: "Sorry, no. The price is set at the amount needed to pay for medical treatment for my [daughter|niece]."

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 25, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,832 4/6

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Oh well, not bad.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 24, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,831 2/6

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Wordle in 2!

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 23, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Your daily reminder - should you fucking need it - that, after Donald Trump was inaugurated for an inexplicable second time, Mark Zuckerberg said it was okay to call gay people "mentally ill" on his platforms (WhatsApp, Facebook, Threads, Instagram).

If you know any LGBTQIA+ people, or follow people like Stephen Fry, George Takei on here, watch Ru Paul's Drag Race, Smoggie Queens, or anything of a queer nature, and still use any of Zuckerfuck's platforms, you are feeding his hatred.

Stop it.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 23, 2026
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@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

No, Rachel, you carry on.

Take that £2 a month from people trying their best to save a bit of money.

Don't bother attempting to tax companies like Amazon who game the system.

Or Apple.

Or Meta.

Or Starbucks.

Or any of the other massive twatty companies fleecing the UK public.

You go after the little guy.

They can't fight back.

That's precisely why you do it.

Cannot wait for you to be sacked, you rubbish Chancellor.

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/jun/23/hmrc-announces-22-tax-on-cash-interest-held-in-stocks-and-shares-isas

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 23, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,830 4/6

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Could do with one tonight.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 22, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @rbreich@masto.ai
@rbreich@masto.ai Yes, Robert, the first problem is that you posted *a picture of a message* from your Bluesky account and didn't even add any Alt text. Call me an asshole if you want, but why not just post the same message to your Mastodon account? If Mastodon is an afterthought for you, just close your account and save yourself the trouble.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 22, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Wordle 1,829 3/6

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Not a word I use daily.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jun 22, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

Everyone is praising Andy Burnham as some sort of saviour, but I'm yet to see any concrete policies from this Johnny-come-lately.

He won 24,937 votes in one by-election. He didn't stand as the leader of Labour and put in any of the hard work to win a general election.

At the risk of creating a phrase:

He's not the messiah, he's a very northern boy.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · May 01, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social
@randahl@mastodon.social $400m? Could've built a ballroom for that.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 21, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @georgetakei@universeodon.com
@georgetakei Happy Birthday, sir!
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 18, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @BinChicken@rants.au
@BinChicken Didn't he *self-diagnose* Asperger's? I don't think he's actually got a genuine diagnosis, which makes his behaviour even more disgusting.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 17, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social I wonder if Iranian hackers are attacking Lie Social? If they aren't, shouldn't they be?
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 16, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @Peter_Link@expressional.social
@Peter_Link I don't think the headline covers the main thrust of the article, and gives a misleading impression that Britain is trying to ship parts to Israel that it shouldn't. The parts were shipped by an American company in Britain and were not properly declared. Britain stopped 30 export licences in September 2024, and it's likely this shipment needed one but didn't have it. I'd say this was America fiddling rather than anything Britain specifically did, but happy to be corrected.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 13, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

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Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social
@randahl The best thing to do here is just not use these AI slop/hallucination machines. I've never used them. I'll never pay for them.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Apr 06, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green
@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green AI chatbots always give you an answer, even if it's wrong, because they *have* to give you an answer. If they were told to give you some sort of confidence score, say, "I'm 60% confident this is correct", you wouldn't use them. You'd just do your own research. You wouldn't base your results on source data that was possibly 60% truthful, right? So they don't tell you how crappy their answers are because if they told you their answers were crap you wouldn't use them.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Mar 14, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

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Replying to @randahl__dup_2135@mastodon.social
@randahl Now find a post saying the president should be arrested and tried at The Hague for war crimes.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Feb 27, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social

I don't understand how Joe Rogan has the/one of the most viewed/listened to podcasts in the world?

Each time I see a clip of it he just comes across as really dumb, and sycophantic to his awful guests.

Then there's some guy with a moustche (don't know his name), and some other guy who sits there with sunglasses on and a baseball cap.

What's the draw with these 'manosphere' wazzocks?

If I want to hear fuckwits talking bollocks I'll go to a pub at 9pm on a Tuesday.

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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Feb 18, 2026
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @ShredderLivesOn@mastodon.scot
@ShredderLivesOn So Reform are now saying that single men or women should pay more tax? From what age? 16? 18? Gay couples should pay more tax? Infertile couples who cannot have children should pay more tax? Does this end at a certain age? Do 80 year old women have to pay more tax because they can't have children? Reform's policies are - and I'm sorry that I have to go low with this - FUCKING DUMB. Reform should never be in government. They are incapable of leading the UK.
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Darkpaw @darkpaw@mstdn.social · Jul 09, 2025
Darkpaw
@darkpaw@mstdn.social

I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.

mstdn.social
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social There's some rudimentary info here on why it's actually a good idea: https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/agrivoltaics-solar-panels-agriculture.htm Also, we can have solar panels on BOTH fields and car parks!
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