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Dan Sturm

@dan@duck.haus
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VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

808 Followers
259 Following
41 Posts
Joined August 17, 2018
links:
http://dnst.us
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https://sandwich.co
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https://sandwich.vision
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 22, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

I've got a bone to pick with mustard. Why do we let spicy mustard get away with calling itself spicy? It's not spicy!

AND this silliness has gone on so long we had to come up with a new term for actually spicy mustard but we chose "hot mustard"? It's not hot! It's room temperature! This is madness!

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 21, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

I’m at the age where I will knock over a glass of water while focusing specifically on not knocking it over. The last thing I want to do is accidentally FaceTime some random contact while I’m on the can because I was trying to look up an address.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 21, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

This UI terrifies me

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 18, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

nice

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 16, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

Holy shit is it *still* Monday? This is ridiculous. Who approved this?

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 14, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

I'm really just happy for Knicks fans to have another excuse to remind everyone that New York is better than wherever you live.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jun 12, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

what the hell is even that

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · May 15, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

This is my son’s new favorite song(s). He’s been playing it on a near-constant loop for 3 days now and I can’t blame him.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · May 10, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @powerllama@duck.haus
@powerllama@duck.haus I didn’t know prime rib was lighter than oxygen
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · May 10, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @powerllama@duck.haus
@powerllama@duck.haus do they do guided tours of its childhood home
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · May 10, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @powerllama@duck.haus
@powerllama@duck.haus Is that the cousin of the seasoning salt
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 29, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @joesteel@duck.haus
@joesteel how do you like this custom abbreviation
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 29, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

I am taking credit for this bug fix because I complained about it on Clockwise. You're welcome.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 27, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @ry@duck.haus
@ry @joesteel yeah huh
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 27, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @joesteel@duck.haus
@joesteel Saliva Sisters is the name of our Scissor Sisters cover band.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 22, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

RE: @clockwise@relayfm.social

This having been selected as the title of the episode is either validation or an indictment of my very smart, normal workflows.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 21, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @cory@follow.coryd.dev

@cory@follow.coryd.dev

Planning next moves...

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You've reached your token limit, please purchase more or wait till your plan resets in 27 days.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 21, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @cory@follow.coryd.dev
@cory@follow.coryd.dev
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 21, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @samhenrigold@hachyderm.io
@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io how’d you dance in reverse?
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 20, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @dan@duck.haus
Maybe when Joe logs on in like 8 hours.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 20, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Boosted by CM Harrington @octothorpe@mastodon.online
We need fewer "Cooked" puns and more "I'll Ternus car right around" puns.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 20, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @_patmurray@mastodon.social
@_patmurray just had a really big burrito
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 18, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @powerllama@duck.haus
@powerllama@duck.haus @sageolson@mastodon.social Sundubu is savory custard
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 16, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @dan@duck.haus
This is the only bug fix that matters. Our long national nightmare is finally over (again).
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 16, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus

Perusing the release notes in the new Nuke release and they fixed *what* bug?

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 14, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @stephenrobles@mastodon.social
@stephenrobles @agiletortoise @caseyliss Pretty sure that would be overkill even if you were editing camera original files directly from the cloud. (But I’m still jealous)
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 08, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @ry@duck.haus
@ry @joesteel faster passion
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 08, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @ry@duck.haus
@ry @joesteel
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 08, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @ry@duck.haus
@ry @joesteel multifunctional
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 08, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @ry@duck.haus
@ry a good tube for longer companionship
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 03, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @czeins@mastodon.social
@czeins@mastodon.social That’s silly. Sounds like something Michael Bay would make up for a movie.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 02, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @czeins@mastodon.social
@czeins@mastodon.social it’s actually “mouth, de-mouth” because we use our hands to type on the internet so we have to stop talking.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Apr 02, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @czeins@mastodon.social
@czeins@mastodon.social ditto modem
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Mar 18, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @agiletortoise__dup_1676@mastodon.social
@agiletortoise
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Feb 13, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @tvaziri@mastodon.social
@tvaziri It’s probably not simultaneously, I bet they shoot them on different days. Hope this helps
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Jan 06, 2026
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @tvaziri@mastodon.social
@tvaziri@mastodon.social No email, no cell phone, no chairs, no bathroom breaks, and definitely no cgi. Extremely normal discourse about an extremely normal man.
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Dec 30, 2022
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @hankgreen@mas.to
@hankgreen you ever think, like, “hank” sounds more like a verb than a noun?
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Aug 21, 2018
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @dan@duck.haus
@AaronLMGoodwin@mastodon.social Sorry, should have sent this one to the new one @AaronLMGoodwin@ohnomy.rocks
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Aug 21, 2018
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @AaronLMGoodwin@mastodon.social
@AaronLMGoodwin@mastodon.social When you write server/@user it kicks people out of the app to the full profile. Use @user@server
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Aug 18, 2018
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @joesteel@mastodon.social
@joesteel @_bryantkelley @AaronLMGoodwin https://duck.haus/media/77KTaIBu4jlzaaJHkdU
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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus · Aug 18, 2018
Dan Sturm
@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

duck.haus
Replying to @joesteel@mastodon.social
@joesteel @ry https://duck.haus/media/0iV9_Iw575BudktuMvo
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