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🎵"Some may say he's hypocritical. He'll just say he's apolitical. Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown: 'Nazi scmatzi,' says Wernher von Braun." 🎵

They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:

America: fuck metric, unless you're talking soda or bullets

Oh nooo, we won't be protected by the law they can't be arsed to follow anyway? Whatever will I do when they surveil my encrypted VPN traffic?

Yeah usually stretching my calf as I feel it happening works. Otherwise I feel it all day.

I feel like if you know what typical American breakfast foods are, "breakfast taco" is pretty self-explanatory.

Really gotta Dagwood that shit

I imagine he’s not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke

“Hey, it’s me, Goku!”

𓁲 𓁆 𓀻 𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿

Yes

The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month. Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.