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@cursedsql@hachyderm.io
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Joined February 09, 2023
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 18, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @SeanCasten__dup_13196@mastodon.social
@SeanCasten@mastodon.social he's a whiny ass bitch whose done more personal harm to our democracy than anyone I can think of, I wouldn't piss on him to put out a fire
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 16, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @DigitalHorology@hachyderm.io
@DigitalHorology my light cone will never be the same however, thank you for making me look that up
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 16, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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@DigitalHorology@hachyderm.io
sorry I am going to have to say they got it right

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Insecta
Clade: Aparaglossata
Superorder: Panorpida
Clade: Antliophora
Order: Siphonaptera

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Digital Horology (@DigitalHorology@hachyderm.io) - Hachyderm.io

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 15, 2026
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you know I realize openclaw is dwarf fortress for normies

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 11, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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I wonder how long until the larger platforms have LLM assisted targeting where you put in your message and then it rewrites your content to appeal to that specific person

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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 25, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @simonbs__dup_558@mastodon.social
@simonbs I kinda want to hear it because its funny to me, and I like a laugh
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 13, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io
@oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io I hope that excitement takes them through the next ten years, good luck y'all
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 11, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @hailey@hails.org
@hailey@hails.org lived long enough to become the villain, I worked on an OSS project that made fun of other projects for being bloated and slow, and then we kept adding shit until we too were hoisted by our own petards
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 09, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @Daojoan__dup_15824@mastodon.social
@Daojoan@mastodon.social its even better imo - this is the homework that literally builds their entire platforms and can be copy pasted into anything lol (as if they have a moat at this point but still funny)
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 05, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @jap@mastodon.nl
@jap @fnwbr @kodamachameleon @thedarktangent it does seem odd that it doesn't include the names in a list in the repo, but I guess people might sue? just hash the names one way and then check if a hash matches though :)
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Jan 29, 2026
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@cursedsql@hachyderm.io

Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts I appreciate the challenge, will start working on it now
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Jan 26, 2026
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @garius@mastodon.me.uk
@garius the LOLest moment of the last few years on LinkedIn was explaining to an Oracle sales rep how fucking shit the company was and their historical context for being assholes and him thanking me for the details that weren't clear to him and made his last year of conversations make a lot more sense
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Sep 29, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @cursedsql@hachyderm.io
@ct276@mastodon.social @QasimRashid@mastodon.social https://freethoughtnow.org/charlie-kirk-glorifies-a-life-of-subordination-for-women-and-girls-at-young-womens-leadership-summit/ here's his messages to women and girls - dont get a job and just pump out more babies than you can afford, submit to your husband, college is bad for you and education is bad for you - hell he'd probably be pissed these two women have jobs instead of are making dinner
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Sep 29, 2025
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@cursedsql@hachyderm.io

Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @ct276@mastodon.social
@ct276@mastodon.social @QasimRashid@mastodon.social what "charlie would want" is an even more divisive society so he could continue to grift off his lies, anyone saying otherwise is a bot or an ahistorical idiot
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 22, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @aburka@hachyderm.io
@aburka@hachyderm.io @mathew@universeodon.com @dangoodin@infosec.exchange for windows the key point is that any program running as your user probably can still access the data afaict with the reading of that doc
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 22, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @aburka@hachyderm.io
@aburka@hachyderm.io @mathew@universeodon.com @dangoodin@infosec.exchange PR's welcome if it doesn't do something, it was one of my first Rust projects and I haven't done a ton since 😅 that being said I am pretty sure they haven't changed anything - cat .config/Signal/config.json shows me the exact same structure I saw on windows 2 years ago
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 21, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @mathew@universeodon.com
@mathew@universeodon.com @aburka@hachyderm.io @dangoodin@infosec.exchange I mean - last time I wrote the code to export the data from signal that's what I found https://github.com/ConstantineK/export-signal-desktop-to-json/blob/49de9cdffd9368518dc295c502dd17e0e4a0e1b5/src/lib.rs#L215 - my program could read your encrypted sqlite database (or could when I wrote it two years ago) by getting the password out of the json stored right next to it
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 21, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @aburka@hachyderm.io
@aburka@hachyderm.io @dangoodin@infosec.exchange I'll only be comfortable never running windows 10 - if you run signal desktop your encrypted sqlite database's password is right next to the file so the security model there is a bit out of the window
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 21, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @cursedsql@hachyderm.io
@dangoodin@infosec.exchange getting my camera out so I can screenshot my signal chats and then edit them with the analog loophole like a caveman
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · May 21, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @dangoodin@infosec.exchange
@dangoodin@infosec.exchange sometimes I even want a screenshot of a signal thing... sigh
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Feb 03, 2025
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @AHollowedHunter@techhub.social
@AHollowedHunter@techhub.social @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io do they all see the same blind hairstylist?
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Aug 18, 2024
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @zackwhittaker@mastodon.social
@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social if we dont start closing down big businesses who misappropriate our data there's really no reason to expect any data you give to any corporation will remain private for more than 5 years
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 07, 2024
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @tfiebig@wybt.net
@tfiebig@wybt.net @bobthomson70@mastodon.social @mikebroberts@hachyderm.io 😭 😆
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ck @cursedsql@hachyderm.io · Mar 07, 2024
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Shitposting and Data Engineering from Saint Paul, MN

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Replying to @tfiebig@wybt.net
@tfiebig@wybt.net @bobthomson70@mastodon.social @mikebroberts@hachyderm.io the number of times I have heard "we only hire seniors" but of course, none of them has any grey in their hair... so as long as they are seniors under 40 they are good
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