kafka’s fursona

stone cold jane austen

my hater ass wants whatever the opposite of a pen pal is. a pen foe. a penemy

we will exchange threats (& occasionally, recipes)

covid-19 i owe u an apology, i was not familiar with your game

every time i read a book i’m like wow this is so much nicer than arguing with stupid people on da computer

carry on my gayward son

oh so now i can’t eat a toyota prius before bed? sick of this nanny state

queen shit

life is literally so easy. if ur ever in a conversation that u don’t want to be in, just slap your knee & say “well, this was nice but i gotta go take a shit 😎 👉catch ya later” then bounce

“[x mundane modern thing] would kill a victorian child” weren’t those kids all on ridiculous amounts of cocaine? i think they’d be fine

[raising my hand at the quaker meeting] is there a society of enemies? because that seems more my vibe

inventing a nobel war prize & giving it to trump

jordan claims to have shot down 2 iranian ballistic missiles. lebron could NEVER

creating a gofundme to give punch (the little monkey who’s getting bullied) a gun

british boba

so sick of this “ask gemini” feature. if i wanted a gemini to lie to me, i’d just talk to my ex-husband

i’m always going to succeed btw. because i am insane