carl_dungeon

If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with? If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers? You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover? You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

Fuck off

So…. 99% of businesses? You couldn’t even shop at a farmers market if you exclude 5+ employees.