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Bureaucrhaj

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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy and is actively supporting others doing bureaucracy. I do this mostly in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by bike or train <3.

My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman@zug.network

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Bureaucrhaj @bureaucrhaj@blahaj.social · May 01, 2026
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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy and is actively supporting others doing bureaucracy. I do this mostly in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by bike or train <3. My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

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Green Week 🟢 is coming near an end, and thus it's time for the Bureaucrhaj's final tip for Excel.

Before you use Excel, do you really need to use Excel? Excel isn't a database, don't misuse it as one. Before you start with Excel cuddle the Bureaucrhaj and look for an alternative. And for the love of the lost sharks, do never paste an image into a spreadsheet.

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Bureaucrhaj @bureaucrhaj@blahaj.social · Apr 30, 2026
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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy and is actively supporting others doing bureaucracy. I do this mostly in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by bike or train <3. My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

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It is still Green Week 🟢 Did you know that Excel isn't a capable password manager. The bureaucrhaj recommends searching a different tool, but I don't know any of them with a green logo.
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Bureaucrhaj @bureaucrhaj@blahaj.social · Apr 29, 2026
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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy and is actively supporting others doing bureaucracy. I do this mostly in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by bike or train <3. My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

blahaj.social

It is still Green Week 🟢

Did you know that genes have been renamed in 2016 because Excel was converting research data into dates? Sadly this solved nothing.

https://journals.plos.org/ploscompbiol/article?id=10.1371/journal.pcbi.1008984

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Bureaucrhaj @bureaucrhaj@blahaj.social · Apr 06, 2026
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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy and is actively supporting others doing bureaucracy. I do this mostly in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by bike or train <3. My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

blahaj.social

When this shark heard communication with the rocket to the moon is via Outlook, we knew that going to space is still a viable option for the Bureaucrhaj! Because astronauts also need emotional Office 365 support :blahaj_holding_heart:

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