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@ifixcoinops@retro.social I was half seriously going to suggest replacing the handle with one of those extendable 8' paint roller handles for painting the ceiling, but then I remembered those things snap in half if you paint even just slightly too vigorously, and also I wouldn't be surprised if their respective threads are made to be incompatible like some sort of DRM But For Mops