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@fedward@distraction.party OMG run over a rat......hoping that never happens to me on my break of dawn morning commute.
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Paul Dot X
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchnetwork and systems security professional, part-time penetration tester, rowhome resident
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@fedward@distraction.party I'm sorry...... arriving home to issues actually getting to that last mile destination sucks
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@WarnerCrocker@mastodon.social 5D chess!!!! ..... of course Greenland is just a distraction for Cuba which is a distraction for the 2nd invasion of Canada where our proud US army will finally take Quebec City!
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@drwhax@infosec.exchange @can@haz.pink if you have a web app....ask it to assess the code against owasp 2025, document all finding and write validation code to prove any findings
And then come back and re-eval the code for any findings that can be chained together
today's accomplishment in home ownership, learning how to force my dishwasher to run a drain cycle. Surprisingly easy and most importantly successful
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@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io Americans will continue to ignore until BIG spike in gas....or food shortages bc of diesel shortages that my working theory
Snagged a $6 ticket on Amtrak so cheating on MARC for my trip to DC quicker and saves $0.75
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@david@fouroclockfarms.club just one...give the age of too many of 'em there could be a mass die off
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online spoiler.....jury award plaintiffs $2 trillion in damages.....appeals courts reduce to $1 citing Meta has learned its lesson......
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@fedward@distraction.party you should also ignore my vote....my last 2 long flights were in business class at wife's insistence
Having non tech people in PM roles for tech projects is so frustrating
Them: We need AI to map our external attack surface...
Me: what do you consider should be included?
Them: use AI
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@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social I think we can do better than that headline...
Maybe: "Terrified Trump dumps press for secret flight home"
2 things the CEO is VERY into..... earnings calls and AI all the things.....
The earnings call is actually more worrying.....bc it illustrates to me leadership focused on the short term.
Starting my day early means I can get started on things when it is quiet the problem is any momentum is destroyed when management logs on and starts raining chaos
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@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social my knee jerk reaction was what scheme will they use to accomplish the same goal.
I get weekly status updates BUT they fact you need to do them so early in the week so layers of management can aggregate them up drives me nuts
How is it that deleting a user ID Your solution when you can't find why it is executing some mainframe job?????
I have to wonder if external attackers have the management overhead of corp life......do the leaders of a ransomware group mandate writing the next attack in Go bc they just read a reddit headline? Are there days interrupted with meeting after meeting?
request to people writing guides on how to use X..... I know installing is a prerequisite BUT can that not be inline with the use info.... frustrated by looking for info on using X and finding "How to get Started with X" clickbait with 4/5th this is how we install....and 1/5 here is the most basic "hello world"
Reading internal docs that envision AI assisted developer workflows....I sure hope some is planning for when token costs really explode or your preferred AI vendor goes tits up
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@david@fouroclockfarms.club you need to use your license for pointless tasks....burn tokens look productive..... Have it do OCR on landscape images
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@mattblaze@federate.social or at least a free coffee / beverage of your choosing at the end
Local news .....we need blood, look at red cross site and wow so few opportunities to donate
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@zzt@mas.to that sounds like some low budget BBC show I would have loved in the early 70s
here's a non-legal opinion.....run you AI local and you will have a better argument for privilege
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/09/business/dealbook/ai-notetakers-legal-risk.html
RTO and how they calculate in office now incentives me to take whole sick day for Dr appointment....in the past I would have just stepped out for 2 hours and put in an entire day
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@fedward@distraction.party b/c they trains back to Baltimore don't run late enough to go to a concert at the MCI Center :-)
The worse presentation slides are the ones so densely packed with info you have 7 point font and can't edit easily on a laptop screen
why I don't fear AI taking over anything ....my "smart" speaker does a pretty good job when it actually decides to set a timer...but when I ask it how long since the last timer went off it dumbly responds "how long would you like to set a timer"
Corp masters all on in on AI wondering what happens when the price of tokens spike
let's see I could sit down and concentrate and get work that would directly benefit employer's security OR I can bounce from meeting to meeting all morning.....
the problem is there is NO feedback loop to demonstrate external costs of inviting one more person to a meeting
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Car salesman pointed out a feature of automatic notification of 1st responders for a crash and my immediate thought wasn't that's great it was who is getting all this data to enable it and can I turn it off?
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@tante@tldr.nettime.org grrrrr so an alternative to GitHub but soon to become problematic in its own way
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@geerlingguy@mastodon.social like the solution but how has the customer service been from them in addressing and finding the root cause or they just be like 🤷
Mentally preparing myself for Rs to retain control of both houses b/c we live in the worst timeline
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@mattblaze@federate.social why is the law professor in you not looking up the Geneva Convention as it applied then for guidance.....or alternatively applying story lines from Hogan's Heroes for insight 😀
just chatted w/ co-worker who has a "for now" exception to reporting into an office but keeps paying for his downtown parking spot so he doesn't lose it
the disconnect of large orgs......
management: it is CRITICAL you devote your time to this high priority task
also management: here is all this pointless paperwork that you need to complete RIGHT NOW, and oh a dozed meeting sprinkled through you day meaning you will never have a chance to actually think or devote time to that REALLY CRITICAL THING!!!!
got some AI slop generated content about leveraging LLMs for "continuous" pen testing and like SO MUCH else this sourced data from small scale testing.....I need to figure something out for a corp environment w/ 2000+ apps and all the other things that go along with a modern network
Hahaha....
management logic for having cams on is you can't connect w/o them......this has NOT my experience over decades of working with remote teammates even when just phones were the only option
This Tuesday morning after a long weekend I'm reminded we have now trained people to just blindly enter creds into MFA prompts....why? b/c fatigue with corp requirements for MFA everywhere
Leadership......100% drunk on AI kool-aid ..... AI will just enable ALL these things.
Even if the Os lose got the hat to match my shirt from 2 years ago