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Cunt Beanface 🧄

@bean@twoot.site
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I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts

:flagBi:

de/en/nl

I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately.

My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art.

My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness@mastodon.art and @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art.

662 Followers
121 Following
32 Posts
Joined February 08, 2024
pronouns:
he/him (they is fine)
honorifics:
dude / mr (neutral is fine, "bro" isn't)

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 12, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @foone@digipres.club
@foone@digipres.club @misty@digipres.club *sad Wargreymon noises*
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 11, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art
@GoblinHellion@mastodon.art crab! crab! crab! crab!
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 06, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @turtle@turtle.garden
@turtle@gts.turtle.garden @nightjar@twoot.site if it doesn't look like the lawnmower scene from Braindead (aka Dead Alive) what are you even doing?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 06, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @nightjar@twoot.site
@nightjar@twoot.site I mean some fights go on until first blood, so
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 05, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @kookie@chaosfem.tw
@kookie@chaosfem.tw this really taught me how to incorporate AI in my development practices The Right Way ™️ (damn I'd be screwed if she decided to edit the post)
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 01, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @hazelnot@sunbeam.city
@hazelnot pushing glasses up noses is so hot tho
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · May 01, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @kookie@chaosfem.tw
@kookie this is good news for kookie
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 24, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @cwebber@social.coop
@cwebber the mode of transportation or the Porcupine Tree song?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 22, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @nightjar@twoot.site
@nightjar alas,
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 22, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @nightjar@twoot.site
@nightjar see, when I apply to a company I need to know about their SDM
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 19, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @mi@twoot.site
@mi agreed 🙂‍↕️
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @bean@twoot.site
@mi (if you try, tell me how I was)
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @mi@twoot.site
@mi I could do that
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @mi@twoot.site
@mi isn't that just when you wank from home?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 16, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @bean@twoot.site
@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online (I have had some shit experiences with psychiatrists tbh in my imho)
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 16, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @BathysphereHat@mastodon.online
@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online I have officially been diagnosed by a licensed psychiatrist as "not autistic just weird" and honestly "microexpressions" are some made up bullshit
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @vv@solarpunk.moe
@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @cwebber@social.coop
@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 13, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @mjd@mathstodon.xyz
@mjd https://twoot.site/@bean/116381119124570441
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 10, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site

Founding a city called AAAAAAAAAA, pronounced "Tenacity"

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 07, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place oh no how could I?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 07, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place so sorry for this. have you told people about your award-winning platformer Kitsune Tails yet? Available on steam, itch.io and multiple other platforms? Featuring fully voice-acted gay fox girls?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Mar 26, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site

unix gf with vi/vim pronouns

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Mar 05, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @vv@solarpunk.moe
@vv@solarpunk.moe @cwebber@social.coop @faoluin@chitter.xyz ah, excuse me, your vvnesses
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Mar 05, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @cwebber@social.coop
@cwebber@social.coop @faoluin@chitter.xyz @vv@solarpunk.moe isn't vae a vvorm?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Feb 25, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @glassbottommeg@mastodon.gamedev.place
@glassbottommeg so this is Bird!Dynasty Warriors, right?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Feb 09, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place :catCry:
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Feb 09, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Aren't we forgetting about the mouth sounds? The ones in Ultra Hat Dimension?
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Feb 05, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @cwebber@social.coop
@cwebber@social.coop so would you say it blue you away
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Feb 02, 2026
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

twoot.site
Replying to @fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io at least add a "fhtagn" there to make it clear
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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Jun 28, 2024
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site · Apr 20, 2024
Cunt Beanface 🧄
@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts :flagBi: de/en/nl I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately. My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion. My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

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