I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, I WANT TO STAY HOME AND WORSHIP MY ELDRITCH YULE GODS IN PEACE.
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Stop asking me what is new. Nothing is new. Underneath this hardened carapace, my innards are slowly turning to mulch.
I leave a piece of me behind every time I dream, so if I get lost the next time I can find my way home. But someday I will wake and there will be nothing left, just a pile of entrails and bones.
There is a man that is made of muffins. Do you know him? We call him the Muffin Man. He is sticky and crumbly and will murder you in your sleep.