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Anders VB

@andersvb@helvede.net
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Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Jul 07, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @tanyakaroli@expressional.social
@tanyakaroli@expressional.social Der er omkamp på fredag, bare vent.
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Apr 30, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Nok et meget godt tegn på, at mastodon ikke HELT har fat i mig endnu: jeg fik ny telefon for et par ugers tid siden,og først i dag fandt jeg ud af,at jeg ikke automagisk var logget ind på helvede.net

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Apr 08, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @reloadedhead@mastodon.social
@reloadedhead @richlv @fj They absolutely are far more deadly in accidents involving pedestrians and cyclists (of which we have so many more in the EU than in the US).
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Apr 08, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Jeg er så sur. Jeg ville så gerne have kunnet begejstres over den fantastiske præstation som Artemis-missionen er og delt den begejstring med mine børn. Men nyhederne er fucked, verden er dobbeltfucked, og jeg er nødt til at beskytte min mentale balance og mit blodtryk mod det konstante ekstremfuckeri fra Trump og hans fucking fuckhoveder af enablers, røvslikkere og krigsliderlige kældermennesker.

hashtag fucking argh.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Apr 03, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @infonauten@helvede.net
@infonauten De rareste kæreste tanker til dig og dine, Ulf.
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 31, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @fanden@helvede.net
@fanden@helvede.net jo, og ferietabletter jeg kan komme i øret!
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 31, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Sidste kaffe i huset brygget og hældt i kop. Sidste coladåse i huset åbnet... og hældt i samme kop.

nåmenkoffeinervelkoffein

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 20, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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I dag ville min far være fyldt firs år. Det er vildt at tænke på. Han døde for 24 år siden, ti dage før sin 56. fødselsdag. Jeg er kun fem år yngre, end han var dengang - snart har jeg levet halvdelen af mit liv uden ham.

Jeg savner ham stadig. I dag knuger jeg hans børnebørn som han aldrig mødte ekstra tæt.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 18, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Velkommen, O Foraar!
Velkommen, blide Sol
Velkommen, Knopper grønne
Velkommen, Krokus og Viol
Velkommen Due, der kuu-kuu-kuu synger Solen op lige uden for mit Vindue klokken fucking kvart i seks.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 03, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @anport@mastodon.social
det var telefondiagnosen fra lægen.
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Mar 03, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

helvede.net

Efter en uges heftig forkølelse er status, at jeg er en uge bagud i mit arbejde, har en næse der kan konkurrere med Rudolfs, og har bøjet et ribben og fået en fiberskade i mavemusklerne pga for voldsomme nys. Lad foråret komme!

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Feb 24, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Replying to @cstross__dup_483@wandering.shop
@cstross@wandering.shop @Doomscroll@zirk.us Retrophrenology is next.
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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Feb 24, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Jeg ved ikke hvilken knap min søn har trykket på, men mine feeds er nu hjemsøgte af AI-generede kristne missionærer. Vade retro Satana.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Feb 24, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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@akamran@indieweb.social according to L-Space they are!

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Feb 24, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

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Her, hvor sneen næsten er smeltet, er det tid til et flashback til for 9 år siden. Nu ligger den lille lort på billedet inde i sofaen, 172 cm lang, møgforkølet, og læser Philip Pullman mens han drikker te og spiser kanelgifler. Og krokodillebamsen Haps ligger (stadig) ved siden af ham.

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Anders VB @andersvb@helvede.net · Feb 07, 2026
Anders VB
@andersvb@helvede.net

Trying to learn not to be a dick. Please join me in my struggle. Translates and localizes all the tv you don't want your kids to watch, as well as some slightly more edifying stuff. Localizes graphic novels; drinks too much caffeine. Despises fascism in all its guises.

helvede.net

Jeg er til fest med mit gamle band. Jeg kan ikke huske hvornår jeg sidste har fest med så dumme mennesker. Jeg elsker det. Efter den første time havde alle syv byttet tøj, og så gik det videre og værre derfra.

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