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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in funny · Mar 09, 2026
Same here. The guy speaks truth.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in asklemmy · Mar 08, 2026
Gasco, $4.70 regular. It had been $4.30 for a while. North of Seattle WA.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in memes · Mar 08, 2026
Facil con un martillo
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in privacy · Mar 05, 2026
They wouldn’t! Not a penis camera right? Thry wouldn’t!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in memes · Mar 01, 2026
I thought my cat was! I gotta break it to him. He’s not allowed in the house anymore. He’s not my cat, just showed up one day.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Feb 28, 2026
LOL, why would anyone be retarded enough to watch?
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Feb 28, 2026
C’mon say it! Somebody say it!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Feb 26, 2026
Yeah who that? I just found the most dangerous looking freezebee to bring up the breezebee question…can you freezebee?
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today · Feb 18, 2026
No problem boss. PUNCH IT!!! FTL to the top post! Right away! Phsrrrrssssrrsaswwsaawsdssssssss…
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today · Feb 17, 2026
This started happening a few months ago, I would be minding my own Ubuntu business and then suddenly I can’t left click. After much digging and stupid AI querying, I added something to disabled power management to my boot sequence. That seems to minimize the problems but I still get the problem every 5 minutes or so. To temporarily fix the problem I Ctrl-alt F3 then F2 to come back to. GNOME. I tried with a mint usb and I got the same problem. I thought it was then maybe a mouse problem but the pointer does the same no matter what mouse I use and every mouse I tested worked fine on another Ubuntu of the same release. So I think maybe it is some sort of hardware and driver combination and to power management. I see lots of posts of past years but nothing more recently, but no real solutions or explanations for what might be happening. Okay looks like a start up script will be the thing to do next.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today · Feb 11, 2026
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Jan 11, 2026

A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds

Since this is the most popular channel… Buy this stuff for your first aid kit. Mix it in distilled water and a little hydrogen peroxide. Then apply it to your minor wounds. I’ve never healed a machining cut in two days. I can see the cut but it’s sealed and doesn’t have any pain or infection. Best of all it is 100% painless to apply. I would not recommend other additives like alcohol or as one thing I tried…sodium benzoate. SB is great at preventing infection in foods. However in a previous test that stuff was extremely painful. Worse because you can’t just put your hand in the foscet to remove the pain instantly. It sticks. For larger issues ass CMC. It makes the stuff thick like honey. Another great use is for hemorrhoids. CMC+PVA mixed and allied to the anus area soothes the itch and seals any abrasions. I add a little citric acid because it seems to numb the area after an initial mild sting. Just the tiniest pinch of it. Finally, mix a spoon (the utencil) of CMC and PVA with a drop of HCL or potassium hydroxide to treat moles, skin tags and rashes. You coat the area, it is a bit painful depending on the amount of HCL or KOH. Do it in the bathroom in case you can’t stand the pain so you can immediately jump in the shower to neutralize it. Its really effective as it clings to your skin and melts with sweat reactivating. It works to dry and remove the affected area. This is only for local application, don’t do it on a cut.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Jan 01, 2026

If your'e cold they're cold.

So get your drinks a sweater!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 25, 2025

These little bastards are about to feast!

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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025
I came, I looked at it, I got blacked, and I liked it. No necessarily in that order.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025
I need to print one!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025
I’m going to name it McKarrotland.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 11, 2025
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 11, 2025
Oh, the cigars first. Then the kerosene! Got it!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 11, 2025
Boom!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 10, 2025
The video is an awe inspiring story with a good 70 to 85% WTF factor. I’m surprised there’s no flying squirrel dancing its brains out while balancing a cup of vodka on fire on its head with a little boat inside of the bottle carrying 5 nude models with 5 month unshave bodies…no, wait, its the same mini dude. The boat too and the bottle and the squirrel! Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta…tarata ta ta ta tata! The boat jumps out of its own mouth with a splash of vodka and all five models are now identical naked dudes dancing in unison at the tip of the same mini dude’s eye ball. Camera zooms out to him looking at the moon where the main characters just landed on a pile of tostitio chips and cheese. Everyone is eating the cheese and tweaking… Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta…tarata ta ta ta tata!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 10, 2025

Ah! Yes! Its that time of the year!

It’s didi, yes I didi time!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 09, 2025
We’re gonna be rich!
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 09, 2025
Try watching corn before action.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 09, 2025
We’re going up up up! Seriously, I’m sorry. I was listening to Utada and suddenly golden came on. Since I was blasting Utada I let it play thru. So sorry! Someone must have heard it as I drove by and the rest is history. Just a few more times guys. We’re so close. Again, I’m sorry. Just turn the radio off for a couple of years. Or hey, It’s Christmas! All I want for Christmas is you! Play that a few times to reverse the effects.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 09, 2025
My neighbor’s house is a million dollar house. He acts like it.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 06, 2025
He first had to fake pace a couple of times for betting purposes. But this time’ the charm.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 06, 2025
Turn off the sound it looks funny as hell. Imagine someone feeding him an endless carrot.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 04, 2025
Dude, anyway so she says to me… Blah blah blah, jakiddy, shmakiddy. And I say…oh sit down, this lower fence is really comfortable. What do you mean spikes? No see! Where I sat there is no spike. Oh its up me butt isn’t it? Well, let’s end it here, I’ll tell you the rest later okay?
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 04, 2025
It’s what a sword fight sounds like.
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@altphoto__dup_9302@lemmy.today in lemmyshitpost · Dec 03, 2025
Hello! I’m here to return this parrot! It is a dead parrot and I specifically requested a live parrot.
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