Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
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🧠🌶️ #TDAH - #ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, 
he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995.
born @ 335 ppm
#LGBTQIA+ friendly
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Lots, ephemeral, specific
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best mediocre ever
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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2d ago
@Looping @ezrine j'ai un pixel d'occase avec (malheureusement vu comment le dev part en cacahuète avec ses propos) grapheneOS et ça marche bien.
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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2d ago
je reçois um courrier de la mutuelle avec un formulaire à remplir (par mon médecin) pour expliquer pourquoi je suis en arrêt. tant qu'ils ont pas reçu le document, je peux asseoir sur mon salaire.
je ne me pose même pas la question sur la légalité de la démarche, avec macron tout est possible quand il s'agit d'économiser des thunes à ses copains sur le dos des pauvres, de malades, des handicapés (liste non exhaustive).
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
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Mar 29, 2026
DIMANCHE SOIR, À VOS PILULIERS!!
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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Mar 26, 2026
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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Jan 21, 2026
@mntmn if my employer wasn't pushing me SO hard to use AI, I'd gladly add this signature right now, it should look very cool next the pride logo.
(edit: ADHD made a typo)
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Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
masto.bike
Chaotic Unicorn
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
🧠🌶️ # TDAH - # ADHD bad at neurotypicalling, adulting impaired. hipster, nerd, he/him, insufferable, queer, Luddite, 🚲, 🔭. chronic pain since 1995. born @ 335 ppm # LGBTQIA + friendly
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@alter_unicorn@masto.bike
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Jan 07, 2025
Quelques chiffres:
le coût opérationnel de masto.bike est passé de 750/€an en 2023 à 1200/€an (estimé) en 2025 ou de 17€/semaine à 23€/semaine.
en 2024 je n'ai pas demandé des dons parce que la campagne de 2023 + les dons récurrents ont été tellement généreux qu'on a pu tenir deux ans laaaarge.
pour cette année, si vous pouvez et seulement si vous pouvez (certain.e.s l'ont déjà fait ♥), c'est par ici :
- https://liberapay.com/masto.bike/donate
- https://paypal.me/franvaras
:boost_requested:
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