Geeky? Check. Trans? You bet. Tech-savvy chaos gremlin? Absolutely. (She/they) I’m basically a cluster of rabid raccoons masquerading as a grown-up—yet somehow everyone thinks I have my life in perfect order. Spoiler alert: it’s all duct tape and bad ideas, baby. Proudly obnoxious dyke, left-leaning mischief-maker, and ready to #BeGayDoCrime at a moment’s notice. Now, who’s up for making a glorious mess together?