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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · 1d ago

Do I have to answer right away?

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2d ago

Slanderous. Insects are valuable members of the ecosystem.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3d ago

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4d ago

She holds those charges in the highest regard.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4d ago

He’s totally hiding a bear in that writing desk.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4d ago

The Bible didn’t warn us how cringe it was going to be.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5d ago

At this point, when I still need to use Apple hardware and software as part of my personal and business workflows, I have to boycott Apple - at least financially. From now on, I only buy Apple hardware secondhand, I only use free Apple software (like the OSes and basic app suite) and third-party software purchased outside of the App Stores, and I refuse to subscribe to any paid Apple services (which I have been abstaining from since they turned their backs on Hong Kong).

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5d ago

It’s a comic for English speakers who also know Russian.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5d ago

Your fries make it home?

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6d ago

Boss: “Everyone, calm down. Gary was well within his rights to kill Kevin. But since we’re on a crunch, Gary has also volunteered to pick up Kevin’s workload.”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6d ago

This summer - GIT OUT

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 11, 2026

And a floating mouth with just enough life in it for one last retort.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 10, 2026

Yeah, a dead one that literally doesn’t function anymore. If they “require confirmation” then I no longer need to read whatever is being gatekept. Also, 90% of the time, a@b.com works.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 10, 2026

“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 09, 2026

You’re nobody until you’ve successfully sued a YouTuber.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 09, 2026

Korean.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Apr 07, 2026

Only if he hadn’t aged since 1982.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 05, 2026

“You’re the first person to beat it.” “Yeah, I know, I saw all those skeletons.”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 05, 2026

“Oh shit, there’s an Aldi up here too.”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 05, 2026

That one Robot Chicken skit: *Onlookers as Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen enter a building* “I’m so excited!” “Why?” “Because… they’re ‘legal.’” “Dude, you’re 35.”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 04, 2026

Maybe US territories all over the world. Coca-Cola recently issued a 750ml bottle in Japan, where it had always been either 500ml or 1.5l.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 04, 2026

Ran out of bottles using freedom units, had to use rest-of-the-world units instead. Thanks, Trump.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 02, 2026

“Get in, loser, we’re hinging on every inane detail of humanity!”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Apr 01, 2026

“Ain’t I a stinker?”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 27, 2026

I'm gonna say the customers did this. It looks like the bargain DVD bin at Wal-Mart.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 22, 2026

“Hey women, are you having trouble getting it up?” Conservative men: “What in tarnations?”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Mar 21, 2026

That was for the previous Jesus.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 21, 2026

The 1990s:

“Kids get lost all the time, they’re fine.”
“$900 is a LOT of money.”

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Mar 18, 2026

"It's-a been a long day."

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 17, 2026

Paid tier with ads.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 17, 2026

It’s been that way since the1990s, no? Cold war is out, perpetual war is in. Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 12, 2026

Also, we call first dibs on all your water. Then we’re gonna dump our waste in whatever is left of it.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Mar 07, 2026

We miss you, keyboard cat.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Mar 04, 2026

It is no longer classified as chicken.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Mar 04, 2026

She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in onehundredninetysix · Mar 03, 2026

You accidentally described the plot of a Kobayashi Dragon Maid episode.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in whitepeopletwitter · Mar 02, 2026

A year’s supply of save icons.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Feb 27, 2026

Francine Smith

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Feb 26, 2026

This is why I like the other one because the bro being explained to just looks like his soul is dying.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world · Feb 24, 2026

I want to see this done to every vehicle with “hidden” door handles.

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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Feb 23, 2026

Just to let you know, while the whole movie revolves around his character by design, it is a pretty solid movie. To the movie’s credit, it does shine a light on how old Pitt is compared to everyone else.

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