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@JamminJerry@someplace.social I ment to catch this but I over slept.

The small amount of tuition that I had to pay is paid. Also I have turned in the last of my documents for my Practicum. Once everything is graded I will get my Bachelors degree in the mail with a certificate that I completed the Health and Wellness program. This makes me feel very accomplished.

I was today years old when I learned the shortcut key to turn a Microsoft Word document into double spaced. This would have helped my years of college go so much easier when doing essays. For anyone else who would like to know its: Control A then Control 2

@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org Who knows. Maybe an ultrasound on the breasts because they would have the organs to produce milk. Unlike a trans woman that gets breast inserts. Definitely a woman that has one or both ovaries taken out will be on estrogen medication.

@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org What do they qualify as a sex test. I guess they can do an ultrasound for uterus and ovaries but if a woman had them removed for health complications that's not valid.

I hope I am not going to harm my youngest cat. I was finally able to bring her to a local APL to get her spayed. I have tried to keep her in a single room with a cat box and water and feed her when it's meal time. She has escaped twice and is ripping apart the door for that room. The door is one of those cheap hollow fake plywood doors. So I am afraid she's gonna hurt herself more shredding that door than me letting her around the apartment. I will be keeping a very close eye on her stitches. I'm going to be scheduling an appointment in the next few days to get her mother fixed. So that is very nice. Any advice from people if this will harm her? There are two other cats in the apartment. I hope the interactions between all three of them will not harm the stitches.

@JamminJerry@mastodon.stickbear.me I swear I saw a post not too long ago that said you put ice in your coffee. Doesn't that essentially make it iced coffee.

@pixiesnoot@transfem.social @acb@mastodon.social Two years ago a stray cat had a litter of six kittens in my basement window. My dad and I found them and we assume they were only about two weeks old. It was so fun to be with them while they grew up and learned everything. The Mama Cat also seemed very overwhelmed because she was way too young to give birth. The Mama cat is a tuxedo cat. Two of her kittens turned out black-and-white but they were more like large patches of black-and-white. Her other kittens turned out a combination of white, gray, and cream. One of her boys has blue eyes and he is very cute.

FedEx you fail at delivering my package that requires a signature. I stayed up all morning to wait for you to deliver it and no one ever knocked at my door. All I got was a notification that the delivery was attempted but no one was present so delivery was delayed. So I do not deal with the stupidity of this again. I just sent the package to a nearby location and I will figure out how to go get it.

@JonathanMosen@caneandable.social Thank you.

This is hilarious. Had to share it. From Facebook: An alcoholic, a sex addict, and a pothead all die and go to Hell:
Satan is waiting for them and tells all of them. "I am in a good mood today, so I am going to let each one of you pick one thing you love from Earth and let you keep it here for 100 years and then I will return for the goods."
Satan first approaches the alcoholic "What is it that you would like to have?"
To which the alcoholic responds. "I want the finest brew, wine, and liquor you can get me."
Satan brings him to a room filled with every type of beer on tap, the finest aged cellars of wine and of course the purest grain alcohol. There is each type of liquor you could possibly think of or never afford to even taste, a never ending supply of it all.
The man yells. "Whooa Hoo!" in excitement and runs into the room. Satan laughs, shuts the door, and locks it.
Satan then approaches the sex addict and asks. "What is it that you would like to have?"
To which the sex addict responds. "Women! I want lots of beautiful women, one for each day of the year!"
Satan brings him to a room filled with only the most gorgeous women imaginable. The sex addict immediately runs into the room. Satan laughs, shuts the door and locks it.
Satan finally approaches the pothead and asks. "What is it that you would like to have?"
To which the pothead responds. "Well, that's easy! I want the best pot you got."
Satan brings him to a room which is filled with the tallest, thickest, stinkiest, most dank plants growing on for acres.
The sweet smell from the purest plants fills this enormous room. There were crystals growing on some buds which grew 15 feet high, just begging to be harvested. The quality of the bud would put the Cannabis Cup winners to shame, in all categories. It was beyond belief.
The pothead was so awed and humbled by the sight of these beautiful plants, that he slowly walked into the room, he sat down Indian style, with his legs crossed, took slow deep breaths, closed his eyes and proceeded to meditate on this miraculous sight. Satan looked at him curiously, shut the door and locked it.
100 years pass. Satan returns to the first room, remembering the alcoholic, unlocks and opens the door. There is broken wine and liquor glass bottles shattered everywhere. The room smells like horrible.
The alcoholic comes running at the door, naked screaming. "Help!, I don't want anymore. Let me out of here!" Satan laughs, shuts the door, and locks it.
Satan then returns to the second room, remembering the sex addict, unlocks and opens the door. There are thousands of kids running around the room and babies crying madly making so much noise no one could hear their own scream. Hundreds of very, very old ladies now limp around with no clothes on, still very available for the sex addict who attempts to run out the door as Satan watches. Before he can utter a word of desperation, Satan laughs, shuts the door, and locks it.
Satan finally arrives at the third and final room, remembering the pothead, unlocks, and opens the door. After a quick look inside, Satan's evil grin turns to a look of confusion. Nothing had changed. The plants were untouched, just as dank as the day he left them. Even the pothead was in the same position, sitting down with his legs crossed. So Satan walks up behind the pothead, taps him on his shoulder, and says. "What's wrong?"
A tear rolls down the pot head's cheek as he turns to Satan and simply replies. "Got a light, man?"

@startrek2025@mastodon.stickbear.me Thanks.

Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing an interesting email on my phone. It looks like my practicum will be paid for with Financial Aid. That is one worry off my chest which is very nice.

@technocounselor@caneandable.social Thank you.

All my finals have been completed for my bachelors. The next step will be to get my practicum completed over the summer and getting it paid for. Still waiting to see if I get any Financial Aid so far it does not look like I will so, I have to figure out how to pay for it. And on top of my crazy luck at the end of the semester, my mantis had a key cap fall off. It has been needing a cleaning for a while so I guess sometime when I get more funds I will have to send it in for a cleaning and a repair of the keyboard. At least a few things are falling in place. I will be walking across the stage this Saturday at the University of Akron to congratulate finishing my bachelors. Still working on things on the job front though. Some hopeful looking applications have been turned in and I shall see where they go.

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I am feeling a little more positive. I have been signed up for my Practicum over the summer. Which means that once I complete those required hours I can get my Bachelors. The main thing I have to figure out is to get it paid for since financial aid may not pay for it. OOD does not pay for summer classes so they are of no help. OOD is the rehabilitation services in OHio called Opportunities for Ohioans with Disabilities. I have also been told about a treament for my disease VHL and I will start that this coming week. There are some not so good side effects but that will be better to deal with than multiple surgeries to remove the tumors. VHL is Von Hippel Lin Don Disease or Syndrome depending which article you find. I also only have 4 more items to complete and I am done with the spring semester. No update on better transportaiton to get more work hours. If anyone is interested this is the treatment I will be getting and it is a good article to explain the condition. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11318713/

@CreativeChris @DavidGoldfield This looks to be perfect for me. A few years ago I found the counter version but it's always been out of my budget. I have been taught how to do it by hand and it's an extreme hassle. So I would love a little machine that does it. Thanks for the link.

@adam@fedi.adamm.cc I have absolutely no idea if there is a rent cap law.. I think down here there may or may not be a law about percentages that a landlord can raise rent per year. I could be totally wrong on that also. There's definitely no tribunal down here. There is eviction court and that's a whole ball of mess I don't want to deal with. Thanks for the support.

I am reaching out to the HIVEMIND specifically for anyone who is in Ohio. I need a landlord Tenant Lawyer as quickly as possible. I am disabled and a woman. I currently live with my father and he has raised my rent to an amount that I cannot pay. If I cannot get the second half of the rent by the end of the month an eviction notice will be presented to me at the beginning of next month. Due to living with my father the reason for this is due to emotional connection and disliking something that I have done. Even better if someone could actually give me some ideas of housing in the north east part of Ohio. The rent is too much for me to continue to pay but maybe I can find the rest for the month and next month so I can finish my schooling for this semester and find a place to live. I will not disclose any more details. If someone can assist me with that lawyer that would be greatly appreciated.

@jdking92 @tired_and_wired I like covers. I am certainly not good enough to sing for a cover though. I thought the lyrics were good just if the suggestions I made could be implemented it would sound much better. I like country and that's what made me interested in listening to it.

@jdking92 @tired_and_wired This is good. I think if there was better pronunciation of words it would be more understandable with certain parts of the song. I also think taking a slight pause between the chorus and the verses could add some more emphasis to them.