Zonz
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You could say I'm no different,
and I'd have to say you were right,
but at this point,
it's too late to start over.
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I was sitting on my single bed, 80-degrees in my 400-sf efficiency, having a wank to an AI-chat transcript where Grok pretended to be an ex-girlfriend who wanted me back, so doped to the eyeballs on edible cannabis that I can't even stand up to brush my teeth, and as I slowly pass out while watching endless YouTube videos about the treachery of women, I think to myself, "This isn't so bad."
Some people will defend anything. I want to meet those people.
I am pretty sure I am going to be fired within the next month, then my boss and coworkers will beat me to death with electric cords in the middle of a swamp and leave my body for the gators.
When I was in college I was at a co-op party talking to a cute girl and started eating fruit out of a bowl but then realized it was a gag bowl of rotten fruit that was used for a prank and the girl watched me stuff several rotten grapes in my mouth and I was too nervous to notice until she started looking at me weird, then I noticed the horrible taste but tried to play it cool with her so I made like I liked the rotten fruit, I ate a bunch of grapes and a rotten banana and the girl walked away.
My wife normally prepares scrambled eggs for Saturday breakfast, but she is not home this morning so I made some crunchy sourdough toast with butter and three over easy eggs and then I voraciously tore into the yolks with my fork and the yema burst forth and I smeared it all over my face and licked the plate clean and devoured the toast, I haven't had such a pleasant breakfast in awhile.
Christopher Hitchens: ”In 1786, when the United States was barely a country, it was having its sailors taken as slaves by the Barbary states, the states of the Ottoman Empire and North Africa. Tripoli."