Torment Nexus

Torment Nexus does not run an "orphan crushing machine." We operate in accordance with local laws, and in many places, privacy regulations prevent us from identifying which children have no living parents.

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party You're absolutely right.

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Torment Nexus is developed in the European Union and/or the United States and/or whichever locality it is most beneficial to associate ourselves with.

At Torment Nexus, we recognize the importance user choice and privacy, and this is why the date of birth field in our user profiles is optional.

(Please note that users without a filled and verified date of birth are considered to never have been born, and to legally not be people)

In order to protect our users from scammers, we will be implementing an advanced flow for canceling your Torment Nexus account.

Users will now be required to run an obstacle course before completing cancellation. Our research indicates scammers will find it difficult to convince people to risk drowning in the underwater section.

Furthermore, we may require users to undergo a body cavity search, if our AI algorithms recommend so.

Afraid you will lose your house keys? You can now submit high resolution pictures of your keys, along with your home address, to Torment Nexus.

We wish to assure everyone that the blood will be stored in a secure manner, discarded after a requisite period of time, and not used for purposes other than the ones that it will be used for. Blood will be handled by Torment Nexus Dynamic Systems, our defense sector subsidiary, which has extensive experience in matters of blood.

As part of our ongoing efforts at social responsibility and ensuring user safety, starting in March, we will be requiring our users to verify themselves by submitting at least 500 ml (16.9 fl oz) of their blood. Users who have not submitted a bag of blood will be unable to opt out of some of the Torment Nexus features.

Torment Nexus seeks to increase the extent of our compliance with the local regulations, wherever we operate.

We do this by adjusting the practices of the decision-makers at the applicable enforcement bodies, and those of the relevant legislators.

This December, we are donating 0.01% of all the profits from Torment Nexus Dynamic Systems (our defense sector subsidiary) to a number of worthy causes. Just as we empower our partners in the military and law enforcement sectors, so we wish to empower organizations that say they empower underresourced communities.

Please note that Torment Nexus is financially sound, and there are no reasons for concern.

Torment Nexus opposes legislation which mandates regular disclosure of private user data and communications to government entities. Such data can be sold to the highest bidder, and so giving it away for free to the government is anti-competitive.

Torment Nexus is also willing to accept free money and endorsement from the community's favorite hardware vendors.

Notice of security incident: there has been no security incident.

@slink@tilde.zone We have never heard of the concept of an RSS feed, and nobody uses them anyway, but we'll enable one as soon as we can figure out how to track and gather personal data of subscribers at a level sufficient to provide experience.

In the interest of efficiency, starting in April, we will discontinue sending emails notifying you about your Torment Nexus subscription expiring.

As an alternative, we will non-optionally personally visit you at your place of residence, and assist you with agreeing to the subscription renewal.