ThisNibbaCORNY

I was in court today for a crime I didn’t commit. The way the cops talked amongst themselves was so flippant and nonchalant I almost want to say there’s an identiifiable psychopathic linguistic pattern. Very antisocial and ego driven. They’re mostly bullies who get off on using their legal authority to hurt people. Case got dismissed and I gave them the bird on the way out, it felt great.

THAT’S A VERY AMBITIOUS PROCESS. I SALUTE YOU BROTHER, GODSPEED.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A TIME CONSUMING PROCESS. YOU MUST BE VERY AMBITIOUS TO EAT ALL THAT HOG.

HAHA I WISH BROTHER AROO

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