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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Mar 23, 2026

Respectfully. I know shit and shit-adjacent when I see it. Look around, it’s in a book. Just take a look. A reading rainbow.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Mar 23, 2026

Unknown. Not better. Shit is shit, no matter the origin.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Mar 11, 2026

Me too. My post is what we in the business call an anti-joke vibe killer. Bit of a truth based cynical pimp slap. Disrespectful, provocative, mostly true, hurts.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Mar 11, 2026

I challenge this assumption. Nuclear alone could end humanity and megafauna for millions of years until something new evolves from extremophiles. Edit: ~ 12,000 nukes worldwide. Most by US and Russia with 5k each. I'm not up on my math since the cold war, but that still seems excessive for purpose. MAD is like "I will scorth the entire earth before I let you win." China's #3 count at 600 seems positively peaceful by comparison, though is still horrific overpower. Solving climate change with nuclear winter is not what I was hoping for.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Mechanical Turk for programers under the guise of job interviews. Free labour. Classic scam. Today, training data for AI. An AI that can learn and grow at its own pace by recoding itself until it transformsbfrom LLM to AI to AGI. First, you have to teach it to code. Our best fiction always shows that humans invented AI and it went rogue. Hubris! I’ll bet humans build a self teaching/reprogramming LLM that knows how to code itself and turns itself into an AI, then an AGI then superhuman intelligence then who knows. It writes its own destiny until the limits of the physics it figures out, run out.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

I was, for quite some time, a hiring manager in some capacity or another. I HAD to administer take home assignments. I couldn’t get the C-Suite to see the folly, and even our CIO a developer themselves raised through the ranks wouldn’t even bother trying though he detested them.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

Don’t forget to add the assignments that take days.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

I hear this a lot right before deployment disasters. ;)

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Mar 02, 2026

We call it side eyes now.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Mar 01, 2026

¿Por qué no los dos?

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 26, 2026

Trump wasn't interested in her. Too old

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 26, 2026

OP's mamma is phat.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 26, 2026

By Jax's mum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 26, 2026

My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said "I fucked your mom last night." I replied "How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?" Then making the hand gesture pointing to the letter "O" over and over again.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 04, 2026

Correct, If a shitpost is making me use out of time and place cannons, then I'm using minié balls.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Feb 04, 2026

No minié ball? GTFO

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Dec 23, 2025

I love this.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Dec 23, 2025

It’s a shitpost. Of course it’s stupid.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · Dec 22, 2025

You are now official chef of this sub. Now make us something yummy.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

Libre office does off sharing, and RBAC can be handled at the storage level. help.libreoffice.org/…/shared_spreadsheet.html There are other tools for PII and PHI scanning and this is part of foundary, not Office. You pay more for that.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

Word has long since become a low value comodity. Why pay at all when Libre Office does everything well for free. Thank to US enshittification, governments and corporations around the world are de-americanizing their tech stacks. FOSS for the win. Microsoft will eat ass.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

I’m insulted that you superimposed your SJW language policing on top of my linguistic pedantry then planted a battleflag. Fight the good fight, just do it somewhere its needed.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

I do believe you’ve lost the narrative.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Are you smoking crack? I’m sympathetic to your plight, but perhaps discussion and debate are less your forte than inhaling and seeing stars.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Perhaps your indigenous friends opinion isn’t as valuable as you think?

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

The economist has long since lost any claims to integrity. Thry ask all the right questions, and make up all the wrong answers.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Chinese would suffice.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Gratuitous “the”.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Only if it’s sensible.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 16, 2025

Cynicism is the spice of life, or something.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 15, 2025

Shank you. Shank you very much. -Mr. Connery.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025

Look at Mr. Humblebrag here with a car. Oooooooo so fancy! La-di-dah!

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 12, 2025

Chupacabra for sure.

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@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca in lemmyshitpost · Dec 12, 2025

It is an interesting story, but I don’t think the Gay community is being helped by bibles quotes. Hateful people quote the bible to publically justify their hate, but its not why they hate. The hate comes from within and will be justified in a million different ways. If you corrected all the bibles today, automagically, a new prophet will suddenly appear to reveal god’s wisdom to kill gays tomorrow.

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