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My friends and I do make this generalization a bit, but mostly at older men, boomer age. We all know a number of men who will proudly claim they never changed a diaper.


My mother in law and grandmother in law were in amazement at the level of participation I had with my kids. They commented on it a number of times (jokingly telling my wife to lock me down with sex) when they’d see me do almost anything for my own kids.


I don’t know any new fathers though

I have a pi-hole at home to block them when they're on Wi-Fi. I'll look into that for when they're out and about

I have successfully taught my children that if they play a game that requires ads between attempts at playing the game, that usually is faster to force close the game and start from the beginning again than wait for the ad to finish.

I'm so proud to see them just "nope" out of ads immediately.

I’ve always wanted one, but I’m never sure if I have a safe enough large space for one

Fun fact, Eastern box turtles are illegal to keep as pets in Ohio if captured in the wild.

But the First of May, outdoor fuckin starts that day.

I thought that season started on the First of May

The best time to find a job is when you have a job.

Our view-point is so far off nobody we found under the age of 70 can relate to it, so we just made up a person! Now that thing has to do everything and anything we ask! They have no rights, only do what we say, and if they ever try to rebel we can just kill it off. Just like a slav... nevermind.