Swedneck

they’re basically a pair of pogo sticks with a kickstand. Though interestingly we’re such efficient runners for exactly the same reason: Our legs also rely on springy tendons. Proper running form is to not put much force on the heel, so the arch of the foot acts like a spring alongside the achilles tendon and some other bits.

the fucking irony of this comment

maybe “good at bullshitting”?

racisma

No not really, the basements in apartment buildings are heated to something more like 17°C (going from what it feels like). You’re just meant to put shelf-stable food in there, like pasta or canned stuff. It’s just a big pantry, not a fridge.

which as always means nothing, because that’s not what we mean by age

Which is what silent protagonists should ideally be used for; as fallout 4 showed when it did a voiced protagonist and resulted in the amount of dialogue options tanking and basically completely ruined the possibility for mods that add new dialogue.

To be fair even if it doesn’t make you gay, it’s at least an indication that they’re not… not gay… Because I would not have sex with someone i’m not attracted to, even if you paid me quite a lot of money for it. If i’m not sexually attracted to someone them i’m kind of by default averse to the idea of them in a sexual context at all.

and thus why the concept of polyamory terrifies people

This is why i like the term “handsome”, i can absolutely recognize that george clooney is handsome, but even as someone who has explored their sexuality as far as possible thanks to the help of the internet i can’t even enjoy the idea of him in a sexual context with the hottest woman i’ve ever imagined. It’s something that makes me wonder if everyone who watches “straight” porn is actually really quite bi/pan, because i just… can’t really enjoy it? It’s doable if all you see of the guy is the junk, but if you actually see the dude’s body it’s like when you make food that’s not gross but also not tasty, so you just sorta eat it dispassionately… And this is coming from someone who actually REALLY likes dicks, and some very very specific kinds of guys. Despite those things i just find the idea of attraction to normal guys utterly baffling.

I disagree, but then i do have two buttholes so maybe i’m bi-assed

This is the way: either low-calorie or high satiation, and as much fibre as possible so you’re at least gaining something from it. I like baking carrot cake with as little sugar as is needed to make it taste good (which is remarkably less than recipes call for, i think i’m removing like A THIRD), and using whatever kind of flour has the highest proportion of fibre. It’s not healthy as such, but at least for me as someone who burns a decent amount of calories, it’s something i can snack on as much as i want without feeling bad (with the significant caveat of doing so AFTER i’ve eaten something more proper, so it’s not displacing the “real” food).

Here in sweden we have something like this in the basements of at least all the old apartment buildings (not sure if it’s still being put into new construction). Basically just a second storage room, but intended for stocking up on food, which i’m starting to REALLY wish people knew about because it would be rather nice if everyone had a pantry full of food and water if we have to rush down into the basement to take shelter for… some reason…

longer ago? I replied to a 4 month old comment, that’s basically yesterday on the internet. Seriously, how long have you been online? It’s completely normal to reply to 5 year old comments.

the sad part is that i want to prevent them from getting married because it’s obviously just making them miserable, and maybe if they didn’t get married the world would be spared them taking it out on everyone else

this is why i killed my gender years ago

sorry but that would just be a meowth impression

an important thing to note is that with us being possibly THE single most social species on earth, sex isn’t just about reproduction. It can also serve an important function in strengthening social bonds. Imagine being part of a tribe 50k years ago: you’re sure gonna feel more comfortable around another tribe if you’ve all made a big campfire together then done funny drugs and bummed each other silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wu9D1_vRM

the correct phrase for disliking modern halloween is “i don’t support halloween”

it’s not gay if you’re societally obliged to do it

brokeback mountain or something

i feel like there has to be a way to have a system option that automatically installs graphene

always glad to help my friend richard with his lifts

Very cool moderation history you got there

fun fact: most muslims live in indonesia, and do not in fact stone gay people.

wow this ghost town sure has a lot of active commenters, and at least 1.5k people who upvoted this post stop fucking lying you miseryguts

no you didn’t

“okay, may i hold the infant now?”

Though I’d discourrage anyone from trying Hamburg Central Station KFC

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an entire slice of hamburger cheese? fucking bougie

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

frankly just relieved they didn't get turbocancer ..though they might just develop normal cancer, we'll just have to wait and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWdXxWT8z4

it's okay, there's medication for that

that's not fair, the meta engineers have done some amazing work on the 2UCK3R83RG model these past few years! It now looks almost like it's capable of feeling shame for what it has done.

yeah because them loudly bragging about it certainly isn’t going to make others try the same thing.. god i’m so sick of this rhetoric, can you people just grow a spine already?

horrifying

the magic of preventing the things that make people die ✨